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hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something
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GO APOLLO GO

SIC 'EM

EVERYONE LEND HIM YOUR STRENGTH!
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bored of puppyboys and catboys. lets consider the humble fishboy, who you can stick hooks in and also gut with a knife. and he loves it
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feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself

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Never back down never what? Cause if you thought I was joking when I said I was going to draw everything in this style…
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I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”
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executive dysfunction tips! It gets easier to do a task if you dress appropriately first!! It’s much easier to get started once you’re wearing the right clothes for the headspace. For example if you need to clean your room, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to make dinner, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to accept visitors, try putting on a maid dress! If you need to poison the tea that will be served to your mistress’ esteemed guests in an effort to ensure her suitors never take your mistress’ hand from you, try putting on a-
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no beautiful girl (preferably w/ a penis) was awaiting me this christmas. a tragedy.
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