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We all have that one mutual that doesn't follow us

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happy pride.

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*clears throat* Hey my friends, I attended a bee wedding this past weekend. I bet you would like to know how was it.

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I haven't blogged anything at all but since I love Raspfait too much so here me out:

Raspfait Little Mermaid AU 👀💕✨

Let's say Hollyberry Kingdom, though still joyous and lively as always, have begun becoming corrupt in the shadows.

•Each house is fighting over the throne as the new ruler of the Kingdom with Tiger Lily and Holly's disappearance, and Princess’s absence.

•The bachelorettes are Blueberry, Bumbleberry, Cranberry, Raspberry and a whole other lot of characters from Berry Houses.

•Near the harbors and shores was the ✨Unnamed Mermaid Kingdom✨. Parfait is a common mermaid learning to become a siren one day, her bestfriend being Shining Glitter who's a full-fletched Siren and one of the princesses 💅.

•Like Ariel (I'm so salty I didn't get Ariel Cookie 👹) Parfait wishes to see the world beyond their wavy sky, but they were forbidden to due to ✨LORE (that I'm too lazy to go into detail with)✨.

•Glitter helps her, and on that night she comes across a cruise from House Raspberry because it's Raspberry Mousse's bday 🥳 But hell breaks when Squid Ink gets startled by the fireworks and starts to have an anxiety attack causing giant waves to splash on the boat.

•There was also a Redberry Assassin onboard who planned to sabotage the party and sink the ship, eliminating Raspberry and Raspberry Mousse. The assassin took the mass panic as a chance to kill off the bday boy but Ras caught sight of them and defended her cousin.

•Ends up getting kicked to the side, stabbed in the abdomen, and thrown overboard to the violent waters. The assassin escaped unfortunately.

•Parfait looked for Squid Ink and calmed them down with her singing, it helped alot and the waters started to ease aswell. Until she took notice of a drowning Raspberry and took her to shore.

•*ahem* cue the scene from the Disney Movie. Except make it sapphic, and have Ras dying from a stab wound 💅✨

•Don't worry, Ras lives because of Parfait. Singing gave Ras some periodic healing which helped her survive ✨

•Cue Ras gaining consciousness and see Parfait before she returns to sea.

I might write more of this AU, possibly even an Ao3 fanfic ✨✨✨ This was a MerMay idea, but it stuck to me so JSJSJDJFJS

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happy pride.

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Digital circus today

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me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish

people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk

result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish

conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.

Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.

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EternalBerry Animatic || Love in Paradise

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HEY, FELLOW HATERS OF INSANELY-BRIGHT CAR HEADLIGHTS, SOMEONE HAS STARTED A PETITION TO REGULATE THEM.

It's an official petition through the Australian Government's e-petition page, which means if it gets enough signatures, it will be tabled in government.

You do have to be an Australian citizen/resident to sign it, BUT!!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS EVEN IF YOURE NOT, because these kind of things have a roll-on effect, and if Australia legislates LED headlights, then other countries may follow.

FYI, the petition asks only for your name and email, and once you've clicked the sign button, they'll send you an email to confirm your signature --- you need to click the confirmation link in the email to have your signature counted.

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so my dad's car insurance called me today and was like hey we're trying to get a hold of this dude and found your name and thought y'all might be related (i have an incredibly uncommon surname). so I was like yeah that's my dad. can you tell me what he did this time

and i could tell she wasn't supposed to tell me, but heard the absolute exasperation in my voice and just knew i was his child. she described that there was "a fender bender, and an altercation, in a restaurant parking lot" and that his lawyer was trying to get a hold of him to tell him his court summons had been waived

my parents own a restaurant so I figured it was their parking lot but upon asking my mom i have learned

it was a burger king parking lot. he physically fought a guy in a rural pennsylvania burger king parking lot. love and light ☀️

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so hows everyones tuesday going?

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the thing about Revolutionary Girl Utena is that on any day where she doesn't have a duel she is presumably still tearing it up on the b-ball court