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*scrolls through my own tagged/me* this bitch is so hot...

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don’t 👏🏽 listen 👏🏽 to 👏🏽 twenty 👏🏽 one 👏🏽 pilots 👏🏽 if 👏🏽 you’ve 👏🏽 never 👏🏽 operated 👏🏽 an 👏🏽 airplane 👏🏽

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I might get some hate for saying this but

….some things are good

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she keep me worm

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*takes a deep breath*

*shouts to the sky*

I AM VERY TINY AND NEED ATTENTION !!

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# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

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PSA FOR POKEMON GO PLAYERS

If you think you are going to be followed by somebody when going around on your own trying to catch em all, download any sex offender app and regularly check it to see if there are any within your vicinity.

Try not to break onto properties and get arrested because of this, my dudes, I love Pokemon to death but I myself wouldn’t do it.

Keep hydrated, you guys are gonna probably walk around no matter the weather so prepare for whatever the weather is like in your region.

AND I’M ONLY SAYING THIS BIT BECAUSE THIS HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING BUT IF SOME RANDOM DUDES PULL UP NEXT TO YOU IN THEIR CAR AND ASK IF YOU WANT A RIDE, SAY BEING THE VERY BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS WASN’T EVER ACHIEVED BY RIDING IN A CAR AND RUN IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION.

Just as the warning says in the loading screen, please always be aware of your surroundings. I don’t wanna hear about any of you running into ongoing traffic because of this game or someone being kidnapped because they weren’t paying attention to whether or not people were around them.

Please be careful, trainers.

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Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F

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G spot? Oh you mean gamestop hah yeah i know where that is

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Ddlg kinkshamers: "how do you even sleep at night!!!"

Me: like a baby

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Guy Drops Everything To Travel The World But Doesn’t Forget To Assure His Mom He’s Fine

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I just want cute bras, nice tattoos and a chance to see the world.

(via casarmy)

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*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

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CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE NEW SIMS 4 UPDATE THO

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