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sporadicposthideout Ā· 4 days ago
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OP: Back when I was young, I couldn’t afford nice clothes. Now, I buy pretty dresses for the 18-year-old me. (cr å†œę‘ēš„é™ˆå„¶å„¶)
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sporadicposthideout Ā· 4 days ago
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100 billion dollars cash to anyone who can name these three characters
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sporadicposthideout Ā· 4 days ago
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"preferred name" "preferred pronouns" um NO? there's my real name and my real pronouns. apparently you are using some fake evil version?
usually im in favor of evil versions of things but yikes that's rank you skank
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sporadicposthideout Ā· 6 days ago
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sporadicposthideout Ā· 6 days ago
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i get that americans love their cultural imperialism, but it really does piss me off that june is ā€œinternationalā€ pride month just because something happened in the united states.
in aotearoa, june isn’t our pride, it’s theirs. marsha p johnson and sylvia rivera are their historical figures, not ours. the phrase that ā€œyou owe your rights to Black trans womenā€ is true there, but here we owe our rights to (mostly) Māori historical figures. i have the freedoms i do because of the legacy of an entirely different set of people operating in an entirely different context at entirely different times.
But because of american cultural imperialism, most queer people in Aotearoa don’t even know our own queer history. Carmen Rupe, Ngahuia Te Awekotuku, the Dorian Society, Gillian Laundon, Georgina Beyer, and the Wolfenden Association are some of our queer history. We should know their names! we should know what they did for us! but because of the power of the american imperial machine, we don’t.
our national pride month should be july, the month that the Homosexual Law Reform Act passed in 1989. our two largest cities hold their pride festivals in february and march, respectively. american queer history has very little (or nothing, depending on who you ask) to do with our queer history. anecdotally, from my own queries, queer youth in aotearoa know more about american queer history than our own.
anyway, happy pride, americans. i’m truly sorry that most of you don’t see the negative impact your nation’s culture has on the rest of the world. and to the rest of the world reading this, try searching for your own country and culture’s queer history, don’t accept the american narratives as your own. we deserve our own histories divorced from the cultural hegemony of the USA.
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sporadicposthideout Ā· 6 days ago
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the people who go "we shouldn't be so open about nudity because it could trigger someone's dysphoria" are like two steps max removed from "fat people being fat in public could trigger someone with an ed". like peoples' bodies are not the problem here, trying to restrict someone else's body because of how you personally feel is indistinguishable from conservative praxis. i'm sorry if that sounds harsh but there is basically no interpretation of "we need to control the bodies of [demographic]" that does not fall down the slippery slope of fascism.
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sporadicposthideout Ā· 6 days ago
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So I had to return a book to the library today and I came straight from the horse farm. I went to the front desk because it was an item on loan from another library and I wasn’t sure if it had to be checked in differently. The librarian said no, it could get returned in the normal slot but she could take it and check it in right away.
It was only when I got back to the car that I realized I had walked into the library covered in dirt from head to toe and handed back a book about grave robbing.
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sporadicposthideout Ā· 8 days ago
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ā€œRubber bullets were designed for ricochet fireā€ is a nice and convenient lie but it’s still a lie.
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sporadicposthideout Ā· 8 days ago
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sporadicposthideout Ā· 8 days ago
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Any day now
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sporadicposthideout Ā· 8 days ago
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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
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sporadicposthideout Ā· 8 days ago
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take me to snurch (snail church)
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sporadicposthideout Ā· 8 days ago
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friends to lovers never had a bad track. ā€œscared i’ll ruin what we haveā€ SLAPS. ā€œfriendship cuddles while secretly dying insideā€ BANGER. ā€œteasing each other and holding eye contact for a little too longā€ KILLS ME. and don’t even get me STARTED on ā€œscreaming i love you in the middle of a heated argument.ā€
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sporadicposthideout Ā· 8 days ago
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spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.
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for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing
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sporadicposthideout Ā· 8 days ago
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It's the Twitter t-shirt bot thing all over again lmao
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Ryan CooglerĀ explained in an interview that Remmick was partially inspired by the character Death inĀ Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022), noting both his eyes and demeanor.
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