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I love Adidas SS 2G slides. +1 for them being absolutely trashed.

Cute nerd adjusting his slides with those yummy white socks on. Was a great show.

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1979

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Monsters like this need to be separated from society.

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Cute nerd adjusting his slides with those yummy white socks on. Was a great show.

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250 likes!

Jesus, 250 posts?

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Oof

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A reminder to my future self.

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Bit weird that cowboy can mean a regular guy herding cows for a living or it can mean a gunfighter. Cow shepherd or horse pirate both work.

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On whisks

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Good kitty

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This should be a mandatory option on all ovens.

Chicken nuggets

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Get it get it

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Good for him

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Fun little tidbit: In 1997, Chrysler redid their Turbo-Encabulator spoof MasterTech, and included some odd stuff in it. For instance, did you know engineers at Chrysler invented the Fruited Pop-Tart? Other period appropriate cues include the DRB III (a special scan tool for Chrysler vehicle electronics), and a then-current Dodge Ram. Plus, they brought the guy from the 1977 GMC Truck version - Bud Haggart - to do the segment.

Encabulator technology has been explained on camera over the past few decades by straight-faced men with incredible elocution - a skill necessary to pronounce encabulator features like sinusoidal depleneration, prefabulated amulite, and hydrocoptic marzelvanes.

This dense array of technobabble was originally crafted by a British grad student in 1944 as a parody of esoteric engineering jargon. It’s since been picked up by the engineering departments of some notable institutions like General Motors (1977):

Chrysler (1988):

and Rockwell Automation (1997):

For more info on ambifacient lunar waneshafts, check out the detailed datasheet created by General Electric’s instrumentation department. It’s about as panametric as fluorenscene score motion!