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And I’m live! Tonight we have a fun one as we are playing some modded Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes! We’re learning the ropes for modded shenanigans tonight, come wish us luck. http://twitch.tv/sportsballs

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A new VOD is up on the second channel! I decided that the best way to “experience” Enter the Gungeon was to play it with a controller it was absolutely not designed for. https://youtu.be/6eRZq2_pT-g

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For the first time in months (dear god), I've got a proper content schedule image for everyone! I'm so sorry that I haven't been up to snuff to stream, but I'm getting myself back in the swing of things here. Quite a few fun ones to get back into it

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Just opened Premiere Pro for the first time in a long time. Really hoping that this won’t be a massive break again like it was last time

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Batman Beyond absolutely rules, merry Christmas

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Not even close to perfect (had a shit miss because my computer literally lagged out), but I'm getting to the point where I can gold star a song on only my 3rd or 4th try. Pretty sick

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Insert joke here about forgetting this account existed.

Surprise, new content schedule image format! With the creation of the VOD channel I now plan to have something content wise for you all every day of the week, so that's pretty cool.

On Monday I'll be trying out an interesting looking puzzle game called Kryptic. Last time I tried out a puzzle game on itch it ended up being an incredible stream, so maybe this will be a similarly enjoyable little puzzle.

On Tuesday I'll have a VOD going up. This one is of the recent Dale & Dawson stream where I ended up completing an entire Cobalt Core run in between rounds lmao.

On Wednesday I'll hopefully joining Sun once again for some more Dale & Dawson. This is becoming an incredibly entertaining stream game and I'm enjoying being a rat in the office far too much.

On Thursday I'll have a VOD going up. This one is from a few months ago now, and honestly it's a more mid-VOD, but it's the stream where I ended up making up my mind on creating the VOD channel, so it seems appropriate to upload it.

On Friday I'll be on the CTBOTC channel playing some Blood on the Clocktower. I haven't done this in far too long now, and with Halloween approaching it honestly feels appropriate.

On Saturday I'll be spinning the Roguelike Roulette! Considering how many times I've had to cancel stream lately, I'm considering making this one an extra punishing one for the funnies.

And on Sunday I'll be continuing the final case of Great Ace Attorney 2: Resolve. I swear this case will end eventually and we can finally complete this game lol.

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Hey everyone! It's multiple days late because of my own incompetence, but the content schedule image for the week is back, finally!

On Wednesday the Roguelike Roulette will spin once again! It's everyone's favorite "let's torture the streamer" time, but I enjoy the roguelikes anyways so it's fine.

On Friday Agent 47 returns for some Hitman 3! That's right, a double helping of viewer torture for me this week. It's in punishment for my terrible schedule keeping skills. If you've never been to an Agent 47 vs Twitch Chat stream, I *highly* recommend coming out to this one.

And on Saturday the crowd favorite of TTT via Garry's Mod is also making an appearance. Genuinely one of the most fun game nights that we do, so if you can make it I would love to have you, even if you're just in the vc chilling.

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For the first time in more than a month, I have a content schedule image to show you all!

On Monday I'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming with some Roguelike Roulette! With the Steam Summer Sale going on, I've splurged a little bit and gotten quite a few new games to try out on the wheel. Seriously, the wheel is at like 150 wedges now, it's absurd.

On Wednesday I'll be solving murders in The Great Ace Attorney 2: Resolve! I don't want to say too much in case anyone is still trying to dodge spoilers, but one of my least favorite characters is the defendant for this case, and I'm both excited and feeling dread to see how this unfolds.

On Friday I'll be over on the CTBloodOnTheClocktower channel playing... well... Blood on the Clocktower lol. I'm excited to try out some of the new experimental characters I haven't played with much yet, and I'm sure this chaotic group will be a fun way to explore everything lol.

On Saturday I'll be playing some Tabletop Simulator with some friends for the donor suggested stream for June! You all wanted to see another edition of a perfectly normal Uno stream, and let me tell you I am more than happy to oblige. Also ignore that it's already July lol.

And on Sunday we'll be kicking it back with a Discord Game Night of the classic Garry's Mod. TTT is practically a comfort game at this point, so it's nice to have some chill vibes to backstab and betray your friends to.

Additionally, thank you all so much for understanding that it's been busy for me. It's been a rough few months for me, but I think (I hope) that I'm on the right track now and will be able to actually do all of the fun streams I have planned. Keep an eye on the events tab to see what's coming up!

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Hey you all, with me being back in the swing of things properly now means the return of proper schedules, featuring accompanying "poorly made schedule image in photoshop"!

On Monday I will be tearing out my brain with some Balatro! I'm going to be closing out some Gold Stake attempts on the newest patch, and since I actually haven't played much since that patch dropped, it'll be a fun time as I struggle to remember all of the differences lol

On Tuesday I will be going for round two with Phantom as we go back into the arena of Pyramid Ultimate VS! We will be battling it out in 5 different Roguelikes in order to see who can claim supremacy and be slightly better than the other at this very specific niche of games

On Wednesday I will be moving from fighting with Phantom to pretending-to-cooperate-with-Phatom-while-still-just-fighting-him in Plate Up! It's the funny Overcooked game where you and your friends yell at each other by getting increasingly stressed out at basic tasks, how fun!

On Friday I will be back with the crowd favorite as I will be spinning the Roguelike Roulette! I'm getting pretty close to 60 games to choose from on this wheel, and I still have a ton of really cool games on my wishlist just to get for the wheel. There's a pretty good chance that there will be over 100 games on this wheel at some point, and that scares me a little

And on Saturday I will be kicking back, relaxing, and enjoying the community classic with some Garry's Mod. TTT is still one of my favorite things that I'm able to do with you all, and I can not recommend it enough to come and hang out if you have the game. It is an absolute blast every single time.

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Hey you all, the content schedule for the week is here! And pretty early at that! I wanted to make sure I got this finished and pushed out to you all before the stream later tonight, and I'm also currently trying to force myself to actually do work rather than conk out and do nothing for another day.

On Monday I will be... doing an anti-stream? Well, not exactly. I need to meet up with some friends to discuss housing and rent and all the boring stuff and it just so happened that April Fool's Day was the day that lined up best for all of us. So I figured that if I can't stream an unfunny joke, I may as well just go ahead and make the unfunny joke early lol. Hence the "anti-stream".

On Wednesday I'll be continuing with case 3 of The Great Ace Attorney 2: Resolve! I hope. I genuinely don't mean to keep putting this off I really want to get this game finished for you all I promise.

On Friday I'll be spinning the Roguelike Roulette once more! It's time for me to once again pretend that I am any good at video games as I pretend to play roguelikes for four hours before throwing in the towel. Maybe I'll talk about something interesting as well for once?!? One of life's greatest mysteries.

And on Saturday we'll be playing some Garry's Mod here in the server. It genuinely has been far too long since the last TTT night. I have far too much fun hosting these events and I really should try and push these more towards once a month lol

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Hey you all! Not only do I have a content schedule image for you all, it's somehow on time despite my level 2 exhaustion. The break was good, but I spent basically 9 hours yesterday moving furniture and I can still feel it a bit lol

On Monday we'll be playing through Hue! I don't know much about this game, but you all requested it after a wheel spin and it was some game I've gotten for free at some point, so we can give it a try lol

On Wednesday we'll be continuing case 3 of the Great Ace Attorney 2: Resolve! We have a small conundrum on our hands: our defendant has basically admitted to the murder... this should be interesting.

On Friday we'll be finishing our live dub playthrough of the Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog! Last time was a chaotic mess and I loved every second of it. Now it's time to get Sonic a doctor. No seriously, he probably has a concussion.

And on Saturday I'll be once again diving into the human dayjob / horror simulator known as Lethal Company! We're going to have some more mods installed this time, meaning quite a bit of confusion and pain. It'll be great... for you all to watch. Not for me though probably lol

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Hey everyone, the content schedule image for the week is here! Apologies for not getting it out yesterday, I completely conked out. Let's blame it on Daylight Savings. Sure.

On Monday (tonight!) we've got a fun two parter stream! First up will be the return of the Album Review where I'll be showing you all my music theory nerd colors as we go through an album blind and I give my first impressions. Afterwards I'll be continuing the stream with Balatro, because my addiction can never be satiated.

On Wednesday we'll be continuing with case 3 of Great Ace Attorney 2: Resolve! I'm so excited to resolve the statuary damages and legal fees. Mmm. Yes.

And on Sunday we will (hopefully) be playing through a small game called Hue! I know next to nothing about this game, other than (a) I got it for free from a game bundle, and (b) you all voted for it from a wheel spin. I'm sure it'll be fun.

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Hey everyone! Apologies for the delay in the schedule (and in streams in general, sorry), this past week was a really hectic one. Nonetheless, the content schedule for the week is here!

On Monday it's the donor suggested stream for the month! We've got a special Valentine's Day stream (ignore it's two weeks late) and to celebrate we will be playing through Buckshot Roulette! Or rather, I will be playing it, you all will be attending a probability lecture.

On Wednesday I'll be playing some more Great Ace Attorney 2: Resolve! We will be beginning Case 3 with this stream, which hopefully means we're actually going to be learning about this super secret mega hidden society or something.

On Friday I'll be playing West of Loathing, for real, I promise. Funny cowboy game has been delayed due to no fault of it's own, so it's getting a whole stream dedicated to it and we will be enjoying it I swear please trust me.

And on Saturday we will be wheeling and dealing with the Roguelike Roulette once again. I've added a few new games from some sales going on, so I'm very excited to not play any of them for literal months.

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Hey you all! It's not yet midnight where I am, which means I'm getting this out on time!

On Monday I'll be playing some Blood on the Clocktower! I'm testing out a script I made in preparation for an event in the future. Also, it might involve taping buttered toast to a cat. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

On Wednesday I'll be continuing with case 2 of Great Ace Attorney 2: Resolve! So far all I've proven with this game so far is that Ace Attorney refuses to make models that aren't character relevant, so I'm guessing the guy did it.

On Friday we've got a fun little double feature! First I'll be continuing the trend I set last month by listening to an album blind and giving my thoughts, because it was fun and you all can't stop me. Afterwards I still need to play the funny cowboy game West of Loathing because I didn't play it last week lol.

And on Saturday I'll be once again spinning the Roguelike Roulette! With so many games left on the wheel it's no wonder that I don't finish a lot of these, I have no idea what's going on half the time, and I'm usually just chugging water or doing squats anyways.

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Hey everyone! I apologize for the delay, but the content schedule for the week is here! A couple of pretty notable events this week, including the return of a crowd favorite.

On Monday we'll be spinning the Roguelike Roulette once more! The wheel demands sacrifice... wait... no, that's just twitch chat being a little silly with it once again.

On Wednesday I'll be starting case 2 of The Great Ace Attorney Resolve! Apparently there was a case that happened during the events of the last game that nobody talked about, so I'll certainly have some choice words for the game if this turns out to be some sort of goofy nonsense. It probably will.

On Friday I'll be on the CTBOTC stream once again! A new experimental character has been released, and I say there's some good odds that we'll be seeing it on the field on Friday.

And on Saturday HITMAN VS TWITCH CHAT! You know it, you love it, and you better believe it's time to kill the hiatus. With a gun. That's right, our first target to eliminate is the hiatus itself.

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Hey everyone, the content schedule for the week is here! To make up for the skipped streams from last week, we've got a full week of five streams this week! Lot's of fun classics this week.

On Monday I'll be wheeling and dealing with the Roguelike Roulette! What can I say? It's fun. I've got too many games to play, and Roguelikes are probably a weekly staple of the channel at this point.

On Wednesday I'll be returning to The Great Ace Attorney! While it's been a little while, we're back continuing with this mini-series with the second game. It's time to solve 19th century murders sometimes, and pretend like the game is driving me crazy slightly more often.

On Friday I'll be playing the newest demo for Balatro! While the full version doesn't have a full release as of yet, they have announced that they will be releasing a new demo to correspond with NextFest! You better believe that I'll be jamming to this for waaaaaaaaaaay too long.

On Saturday I'll be doing more roguelikes AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME! In specific though, this time you all asked for it, as this is going to be the donor suggested stream for the month! I'll be getting with The_JPhantom and we'll be racing to see who can do the best in a selection of different roguelikes. It should be an absolute blast.

And also on Saturday I'll be playing some Garry's Mod TTT live on stream for the first time! While I've done plenty of Garry's Mod game nights here in the discord server before, it's time for me to show you all the absolute insanity on stream for the first time.