spottedgardeneelstan
spottedgardeneelstan
i like splendid garden eels too, actually
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=he/him=who knows anymore manI AM AN ADULT WHO PAYS TAXES!!!!
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spottedgardeneelstan · 2 days ago
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does anyone else get really anxious about 2 hours after they wake up. every single day.
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spottedgardeneelstan · 2 days ago
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spottedgardeneelstan · 3 days ago
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erha so good that my cat came over and tried to comfort me (i was crying so hard that she got wet)
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spottedgardeneelstan · 3 days ago
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Loool so I hit the tavern tonight n flashed a little ankle at the barmaid for a few extra shillings off my ale (as any good maiden should) then I heard this ALMIGHTY crash ??? Turned around to see it was no other than the newly appointed Knight who had fallen off his chair 🙄🙄🙄 when I offered him a hand he kept almost getting up and staggering down again, covering his visor and muttering 'I shan't, no, I shan't, forgive me, I shan't' 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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spottedgardeneelstan · 4 days ago
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I cannot stop thinking about this article. It has enchanted me.
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spottedgardeneelstan · 4 days ago
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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be
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spottedgardeneelstan · 6 days ago
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It has often been said that "you should care about [group/issue x, y, or z] because they'll come for you next," and that can be an effective appeal.
But this is not solidarity.
Solidarity is being there for each other because we recognize the fragility and vulnerability in our shared humanity and the importance and validity of our diverse struggles. We all have needs sometimes, some more existential and urgent than others.
We find strength, comfort, love, and safety in each other. That is community. That is solidarity.
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spottedgardeneelstan · 7 days ago
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I was thinking
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spottedgardeneelstan · 9 days ago
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i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed
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spottedgardeneelstan · 9 days ago
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my therapy?
deep sea creature 10minute
youtube
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spottedgardeneelstan · 9 days ago
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weepy shizun ;,)
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spottedgardeneelstan · 10 days ago
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*puts a disk in u*
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spottedgardeneelstan · 10 days ago
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so iconic that bingqiu get to celebrate teacher's day, mother's day and father's day and valentine together
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spottedgardeneelstan · 11 days ago
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is anyone else getting those awful ai mermaid ads??? LEAVE ME ALONE FOUL MACHINE!!!!!
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spottedgardeneelstan · 11 days ago
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u know that meme thats like 'daddy can u pass the salt' *father and boyfriend both reach*. bingqiu having an awkward forced dinner with tlj and this happens except tlj wouldn't even move at all. only sqq.
you’re actually maybe the smartest person to ever exist that’s so fucking funny
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spottedgardeneelstan · 11 days ago
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tianlang jun isn’t the step father he’s the father that stepped down 💪💪
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spottedgardeneelstan · 11 days ago
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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.
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