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they always talk about penis envy but what about the other six penis sins

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Remember.

TumblrClan is no place for a fox-hearted Twittypet like Elon Musk. 

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…the Gunpowder Treason and Plot. I know of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot.

V for Vendetta (2005) dir. James McTeigue

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How do I describe a tired person? I got ‘dark circles under the eyes’ but it kind of stops there.

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will the wise wednesday

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listen…i’ll probably never get over how good brotherhood’s first opening was

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reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

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Revolutionary

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Okay look, do I want to be involved in or cause messy drama?

Absolutely not.

Do I want other people to find themselves involved in or be the cause of messy drama?

Absolutely not.

Do I want to know every last detail about the messy drama that is happening?

Absolutely.

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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

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if I was a vampire on the run from the volturi I would just. hide at the bottom of the fuckin ocean. the ocean is huge. who’s gonna look there? Demetri would look for me and he’d just see darkness and some plankton. like where is this bitch? idk u figure it out u old hoe. I’m somewhere in the fuck you region. good luck scouring the ocean floor, 80% of this planets surface, u dipshit. I drink the blood of the scary creatures down there. I’m chillin. check mate bitch

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some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

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i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

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I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

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look at this and tell me its worth 60$ . look at this 14 year old game and tell me its worth Sixty American Dollars