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ind. priv. sel. otome heroine multimuse.

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                                                WE … ARE LEGION .

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╰    ♡    *    SENTENCE  STARTERS    ─     SHIT  SAID  IN  THE  ONE  BIG  ASS  RELATIONSHIP  GROUP  CHAT    !

literally  just  dumb  shit  me  &  my  friends  have  said  .  feel  free  to  change  pronouns  if  needed  .

‘  okay first of all i am a quitter thank you  .  ’ ‘  bitlife updated with pets & i’ve bought so many im going to go bankrupt  .  ’ ‘  i got rid of all my brain cells at the gym  .  ’ ‘  one day you’re fourteen running around the yard with someone & the next she’s posting insta vids of some girl smoking off her earring  ’ ‘  can we all acknowledge that i was murdered last night  ?  thank you  .  ’ ‘  they misspelled sensitive so i’m calling the cops for that too  .  ’ ‘  i can’t help that you’re ignoring my serious undertones  .  ’ ‘  i didn’t go to school so i know nothing  .  ’ ‘  i guess i’m just passionate about daylight savings  .  ’ ‘  im gonna down some nyquil & hope i wake up before three tomorrow  ’ ‘  i wish i was dead like a zombie  .  ’ ‘  it’s gay if you lick a whisk  .  ’ ‘  i just wanna watch a bad snake movie  .  ’ ‘  chemistry is the devil’s subject  .  ’ ‘  this isn’t what i meant when i said you should use google more often  .  ’ ‘  is this a trust exercise or are we dancing  ?  ’ ‘  honestly when you’re going through it sometimes it be like that  .  ’ ‘  i don’t drink coffee, gotta go a step bigger & just get wrecked  .  ’ ‘  i don’t exist so it’s hard to know anything about me  .  ’ ‘  i say everything about my life to anyone who listens  .  ’ ‘  i almost humanized myself by sharing information but the concept made me gag so i’m going to bed  .  ’ ‘  some small dogs are demons inside of dogs  .  ’ ‘  a demon can be cute  .  ’ ‘  if i have to google something you said it’s too weird for you to be using it  .  ’ ‘  don’t make me google things you know i hate it  .  ’ ‘  you type like a seventy year old trying to type like a nineteen year old  .  ’ ‘  i’ve seen too much on the internet to be naive  .  ’ ‘  college is useless & we all suffer for nothing  .  ’ ‘  i told my mom i don’t have a valentine & she said “why not you’re a catch?”  .  this is where my life is at now  .  ’ ‘  you didn’t need to all caps me  .  ’ ‘  my nose started to bleed when donald trump came on screen  .  coincidence  ?  i think not  .  ’ ‘  i don’t have brothers but i can only assume they’re lame  .  ’ ‘  it’s almost like the whole thing was a bad idea  .  ’ ‘  i just realized i opened the door without pants on a few minutes ago  .  ’ ‘  thank you for absolutely nothing demon device  .  ’ ‘  i like a nice happy ending  ,  i need happy endings  .  ’ ‘  i know it makes sense but i don’t like it  .  ’ ‘  our neighbor got kicked out & his wife dumped his porn out the window  .  ’ ‘  not to be dramatic but i left my headphones in the uber & there are many tall buildings to jump off in this area  . ’ ‘  my mood trying to hit this word count & changing all my can'ts to can not  .  ’ ‘  she’s going through something what’s she gonna do but dye her hair  .  ’ ‘  my mom is my lawyer & i worry she’d sabotage the case  .  ’ ‘  sometimes you just carve your initials into a man  .  ’

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' S - S - SPLATTERED ! '

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tag dump .

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hey ! i finished up with my icons , so if anyone wants a starter , just hit that ♡ . just remember to read her about !