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I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

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made a bumper sticker a few weeks ago to cope with the lack of myst stickers on the market, it just came in today and i could not be happier

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Contact: agata.jot.art@gmail.com or DMs

Reblogs very appreciated ❤

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Sketch/Render humans/humanoid commissions:

portrait: 40+ USD / 85+ USD

halfbody: 65+ USD / 110+ USD

fullbody: 100+ USD / 200+ USD

paid extra: complex backgrounds/decorations, complex armor, intricate tattoos/jewelry, outfit/character design

Sketch/Render dragon* commissions:

portrait: 40+ USD / 80+ USD

fullbody: 100+ USD / 250+ USD

character sheet: 250+ USD

*or other fantasy/real creatures really

paid extra: detailed rendered scales, complex backgrounds/decorations, complex armor, outfit/character design

Card type commissions:

300+ USD (style similar to the example)

600+ USD rendered (also for complex rendered illustrations)

Payment via Paypal Invoices or Ko-Fi Commissions. All commissions for personal use only.

I will draw: humanoid characters, real/fantasy creatures, anthro, robots, some gore or artistic nudity.

For stuff that doesn’t fit any of these let me know what you have in mind and I’ll price it!

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it is funny having a big heavy purse bc people who don't carry bags are always like "god what do u even have in there" and then every time you hang out they need something that you have in there

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Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you

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"cash or card?" ummmmmm dubloons lol

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and did you have to look it up

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im cleaning out my phone and found that i have saved this tiktok no less than Five separate times

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Ok so, I just remembered how people in the comments of a tiktok video were being assholes, and I want to rant now :3

The video showed two wheelchair users at a train(?), who had just arrived to their stop to find nobody was there with a ramp so they could leave the train. One of them blocked the door so it wouldn't close, and this lasted for 15 minutes. The train was stopped for said 15 minutes. There was a button by the door, that said that it'd contact the driver when pressed. It didn't. People offered to go find the driver, and they came back with the news that there were no people in the platform to put the ramp. In the end, passengers had to go out, and place the ramp themselves, before the train could carry on. The wheelchair users had warned they were coming, and asked to have the ramp put there so they could get down. The platform turned out to have workers, they all just ran away because they'd never encountered the situation in which they needed to do this simple task.

Because of the workers' negligence, the train was forced to stop for 15 minutes.

Everyone's comments?

"Why did they block the doors and stop the train? So selfish" Selfish were workers who refused to do their job.

"What if someone had needed to get to their stop urgently? They shouldn't have stopped the train" It wasn't the disabled people's fault, it was the workers who were negligent.

"Why didn't they just wheel themselves down those steps?" They shouldn't have to risk their (expensive) chairs just because people didn't do what they were paid to do.

"If I had been in that train I would've been pissed, how dare you stop it" And you probably wouldn't have even thought about fixing the problem yourself, would you?

"Entitled assholes" Ok I'll leave you stranded in a train with everyone who could help you get down outright refusing to. Let's see who's an entitled asshole now.

If someone fights for accessibility, as much as it might be a bother for you, you do not have the right to be mad at them. If someone fights for accessibility, it is exclusively the fault of a world catered exclusively for able-bodied people.

So next time you think, "hey the consequences of these disabled people fighting for their rights bother me", instead of blaming them for this, help them solve the issue. This way, next time they will not have to fight at all.

Able bodied people, go out and fight for a fucking accessible world if you're not an asshole.

[ Able-bodied people are encouraged to reblog this post, but try not to derail ]

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“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

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I really wish there was an option on those Customer Service Surveys that says specifically, “The representative I spoke to was lovely and helpful and deserves all of the raises but I think that you, as a corporation, should die in a fire.”

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My ethics professor once told our class that society justifies hating fat people by saying they overburden the healthcare system but no one uses that excuse to hate high level athletes who also disproportionately use the healthcare system

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It's funny having a very high tolerance for pain but a very low tolerance for other forms of discomfort. Like yea tattoos piercings cramps shots cuts bruises whatever thats nothing. But I better not get nauseous or hear a loud sound. Or I'll die

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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it