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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty
the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.
me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right
the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy
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Have you heard of the Ship of Theseus?
no. was it problematic or something?
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how can you eat the fried hearts of something that once was alive and had a beating heart? do you feel any guilt? i hope you do.
please google what an artichoke is
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Everyone please look at this snapping turtle, walking to the pond outside my house, still groggy from a 6-month nap.
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Daily News, New York, New York, June 14, 1931
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Super-Science Fiction Jun 1958
Frank Kelly Freas
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Forewarned is forearmed.
The demon who licks your toes if they get out of bed at night is from the book of demons. Isfahan in central Iran.
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Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network
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