springheeljake
springheeljake
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springheeljake · 5 years ago
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springheeljake · 5 years ago
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springheeljake · 5 years ago
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https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=626551124558476
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springheeljake · 6 years ago
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Thank you, @wellidunno.  This is simply the best.
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springheeljake · 7 years ago
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Currently inspired to train our cats to make Mario 64 noises when they biff a jump.
Via:  MarioInATopHat
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springheeljake · 8 years ago
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springheeljake · 8 years ago
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Follow your dreams.
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springheeljake · 9 years ago
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Edvard Munchs The Scream has been turned into an action figure, which has bendable joints that allow you to contort it into a variety of sassy poses. 
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springheeljake · 9 years ago
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Zahn McClarlon in “Fargo - The Castle”
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springheeljake · 9 years ago
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2015 Highlight Reel:
1.  Dressing room cast photo of “The Weird,” a show that I had such a great time participating in.  Where else can someone be a Satanist, a gay zombie, and a vampire fridge mechanic in one show?
2.  March marked the 10 year reunion of my high school’s “Into the Woods” performance.  Our director was able to assemble a great deal of the cast for a mini reunion, and it was sublime.
3.  Hemingway entered my life, and this little polydactyl booger has certainly left her mark (as she presently is curled up on my lap while I write this post).
4.  My dear friends, and fellow London explorers Joe and Ari tied the knot!  Being a part of their beautiful ceremony in Colorado was both an honor and a pleasure.
5.  Halloween has always been a favorite holiday of mine, and I got to spend it with my favorite person, as my favorite cartoon character no less.  Wubba lubba dub dub!
6.  I got to meet the newest member of the Taylor family, sweet little Mckinley Faith.  She’s so precious, and I am very happy for my cousin for his first daughter.
7.  Disneyland with my special someone was a perfect way to celebrate her birthday.  We had a blast, and it was a trip I’ll never forget.
8.  Ah.  The Star Wars Holiday Special: An Unauthorized Staged Reading.  What else can be said?
9.  Another traditional Christmas morning with the family.  Fills the heart right up.
I hope you all have had unforgettable and delightful moments in your own 2015s, and here’s to all the upcoming ones in the new year!
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springheeljake · 10 years ago
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Dennis, final moments.
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springheeljake · 10 years ago
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Magenta isn’t found anywhere on the visible color spectrum. It doesn’t even have a wavelength. Basically, it’s just the absence of green. 
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springheeljake · 10 years ago
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springheeljake · 10 years ago
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springheeljake · 10 years ago
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springheeljake · 10 years ago
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i never stopped doing this (by @booksofadam)
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