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broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

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how about you "switch 2" a gender other than the one you were assigned at birth

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I’ve had this blog for a few years and im JUST realizing that the “your” in my title is the wrong you’re….

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every day i have to do things.

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bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

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I had to stop smoking sativa because whenever I smoked sativa at parties I would turn into an absolute menace and start bullying men specifically for no reason. I turned into public enemy number one of college boys

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this is a poem

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girl you've been running through my mind all day

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do you think the first blowjob in history was gay or straight

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why didn't they just leave pompeii when the volcano erupted? were they stupid?

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Due to a misspelling on my part while writing down a wish I wanted the djinni to grant me, I have been transported back in time and turned into a servant of the king of England, Denmark, and Norway

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im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!

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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

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i love trans people so much