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hello^_^

reminder i moved my blog to @catboyafton​!

peace out!

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my therapist: I can't imagine how painful that must have been for you

me: lol so anyway

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it is once again fat fuck friday

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The enraging ordeal of being misinterpreted

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i drew my among us character!! click for better quality tumblr is rude

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She- I- … I have no words… (On a less terrifying note, the penny is painted wrong)

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Okay guys I’m just gonna say this, if you get mentioned in any of these Ray Ban charity event posts. DO NOT CLICK ON IT. It is a phishing website. DO not click on it unless you have the correct add blockers and safety precautions. I’ve gotten mentioned in at least 20 of these at this point, and a lot of them are from people I follow. That is because they have been hacked. They clicked on this link and their account was hacked. Please don’t click on this. I’m just bringing some more awareness to this.

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What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date

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POV: you go to the office to change your name in the school system and Ms. Connie helps you out

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Making fun of girls who dream of being a wife and stay-at-home-mom actually doesn’t make you progressive or feminist or cool, it just makes you a person who shits on someone else’s dream, a.k.a an asshole 

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i love this website because trump losing the election and destiel going halfway homophobically canon are given the exact same weight it’s like a riverdale episode

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Finally some REAL NEWS

He has two German shepherds Champ and Major

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should i make a blog for self shipping!?

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i can’t believe castiel went to super hell to turn georgia blue

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Can we all just appreciate that Alex Hirsch, creator of Gravity Falls, was prank calling Republican voter fraud hotlines on November 6, 2020?