sprite-goblin
sprite-goblin
Just Another Dungeon Crawler
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Call me Sprite. Adult, He/Him, lgbt, artist, writer, animator
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sprite-goblin · 6 months ago
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The decade you’re given is the decade to which you’re transported. Your geographic location doesn’t change; only the time period changes. “Equivalent QOL” means a qualify of life that approximates the life you have now and anticipate being able to have in the future.
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sprite-goblin · 6 months ago
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The decade you’re given is the decade to which you’re transported. Your geographic location doesn’t change; only the time period changes. “Equivalent QOL” means a qualify of life that approximates the life you have now and anticipate being able to have in the future.
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sprite-goblin · 6 months ago
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sprite-goblin · 7 months ago
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Having raised with the information that your brain finishes developing around the age of 25 combined with learning that I may have an addictive personality plus having an early January birthday PLUS the 2024 election results mean that January 2025 is the perfect cocktail designed to give me crippling alcoholism
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sprite-goblin · 10 months ago
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IVE BEEN ON THIS APP FOR NEARLY A DECADE AND I ONLY REACHED 100 TODAY??
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sprite-goblin · 10 months ago
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Nooo I've finally consumed the media and turned my hyperfixation towards consuming video essays that make me think even more deeply about the plotlines and narratiiiiive I can never experience it new ever agaiiinnnn
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sprite-goblin · 1 year ago
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duality of man
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sprite-goblin · 1 year ago
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If you're already familiar with the test you can dissociate through it EASILY.
Reblog for sample size if so inclined, but to keep this ethical all participants must be willing lol
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sprite-goblin · 1 year ago
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Just so you know, tumblr is currently using art for AI training and the only way to stop them is to go into your settings and turn it off 'third party sharing' manually (on each of your blogs)
ty for the warning anon, I already did it yesterday but I appreciate the heads up!!! anyway im so fucking tired, I'm not gonna make other socials like everyone else is doing because I already have barely the willpower to take care of the sinking ones I have atm and this website is the only one where I can be cringe and free so
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sprite-goblin · 2 years ago
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Friends because if I get to cast it at will I can cast it on all of the customers I encounter at work. If they get a thought in their heads about knowing I casted a spell on them they'd think they're crazy... or they'd think I'm the coolest person.
I don't even want to be friends with my customers I just want to avoid conflict you get me? It's customer service I'll take what I can get.
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sprite-goblin · 2 years ago
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happy 19th anniversary to pokemon emerald
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sprite-goblin · 2 years ago
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sprite-goblin · 2 years ago
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Hulkling flying ✨ ✌️
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sprite-goblin · 2 years ago
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"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.
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sprite-goblin · 2 years ago
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Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.
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sprite-goblin · 2 years ago
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sprite-goblin · 3 years ago
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Surgery on a grape...
doing as many pushups as possible before I get top surgery so I can be like this
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