spuddlin

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every time I do a web search, right at the top I have AI info dumping on me

just give me the top result please

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don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

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Bi_irl

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it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

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I’m glad my mom died

i forgot i asked for book recommendations for a moment and was like jesus christ im not qualified for this

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You dumb motherfucker life isn't about smelling flowers or feeling radiant sunshine on your skin or making meals with your loved ones. You idiot son of a bitch. It's about apps. It's about scrolling through apps.

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a day used to be 24hrs and cost $5 but nowadays a day only lasts 5hrs and they charge ya $20 just to live it. and you have to pay with an app

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ohhhh i get it now. the little seed of loneliness i’ve carried with me since i was five will never go away

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love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3

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i’m “the petrol of sun of flowers” 

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remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

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wow i wonder what piece of breaking news i missed