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FUCK YOU CLOUDS!!! I WANTED TO SEE THE LUNAR ECLIPSE BUT NOOOOO YOUR FAT NEBULOUS ASSES HAD TO BE RIGHT THERE
SEE YOU IN 17 YEARS MOTHERFUCKERS. YOU BETTER HAVE CLEARED TF OUTTA THERE BY THEN
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*loads silenced pistol* I ain't letting you down, fam. @14th2
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
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Gr8 story m8 8/8
this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them
how do you DRESS like the music you listen to???
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I'm not sure if the dude just got juked, but I cringed with every answer.



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But, what did you do with the rest of the body?
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Bacon is better than anyone who said they'll die for you. Bacon actually died for you. Bacon's love is real.
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Lagoona Blaze it can take a back seat, we got an Enigma in the house.
Are you ready?
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Point is, don't compare yourself to anyone.
do not compare yourself to leonardo da vinci
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Me, after I barely pass a physics test, and I know my momma gon' whoop my ass, when she sees my grades.

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