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If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

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me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

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don’t do it fish it doesn’t have to end like this

guys…. I found a way out.. we can be free! we can be free!!

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Alright tumblr gays, it’s time for some discourse

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10/13/18 via Jawn’s twitter

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moodboard

my bahamas TRAVEL DISASTER

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She got talent

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it used to be

I thought this was satire for a good 5 minutes but apparently it isn’t. Girls! Stop taking selfies and start holding dead fish!

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she weaponized her gag gift im crying

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I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

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Tbh im kinda pissed im not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden

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HERE HE COMES

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Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

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lovecore asks

1.) what’s your sexuality?

2.) are you dating someone right now?

3.) would you consider yourself a hopeless romantic?

4.) what comes to your mind when you think of love?

5.) what’s your type? (body + personality wise <3)

6.) flowers or hearts?

7.) red or pink?

8.) do you prefer pastels or dark colors?

9.) scented lotion or perfume?

10.) what color(s) do you associate with love?

11.) what animal(s) do you associate with love?

12.) how do you know when you’re crushing on someone?

13.) how do you know when you’re in love?

14.) have you been in love?

15.) favorite romcom trope?

16.) what’s your favorite aesthetic other than lovecore?

17.) favorite romantic movie?

18.) ideal date?

19.) what would you give your partner for a romantic gift?

20.) what would you want to receive from a partner as a romantic gift?

21.) why do you like lovecore?

22.) what do you think love is? like, how would you explain the concept

23.) do you believe in love at first sight?

24.) have you ever crushed on a friend?

25.) have you ever crushed on a stranger?

26.) celebrity crush?

27.) do you have a crush on any fictional characters?

28.) matte or shiny?

29.) bright or dull colors?

30.) do you have a favorite lovecore blog? if so, what is it?

31.) favorite love song?

32.) <3 or ♥️?

33.) do your best heart spam!! (ex. 💗🏳️‍🌈💗💓💓💝🍓💝💫✨💫💞💝💗⭐️💘💓💗💞♥️)

send in any other love/lovecore associates asks as well~! i love you all!!!

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he said yEs

My brother to his boyfriend: where are you going?

Boyfriend: well, I’M going SHOPPING. I’m gonna go buy MYSELF something for my birthday since YOU didn’t.

Brother: I told you, I got you a gift but it won’t be ready till Friday

Boyfriend : mhm, okay, sure

Me, knowing full well my brother got him an engagement ring and it’s getting sized and will be ready on Friday: