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funny how I'm only ever active on tumblr if i got byler brainrot

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Joyce the terrible and her son William

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will centric teaser with protective mike… we won

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everyone else being dry except mike and will????? WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED

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Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

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JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?

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Sirius Black is left handed

Remus first learns this when they are sitting with their hands interlocked doing work and Sirius just casually writes his essay with his left hand because his right is holding Remus’

And Remus is shocked because how has he never noticed??

And he’s not writing in his perfect Black cursive, his handwriting with his left hand is a lot messier, a lot more ‘him’

But the next day he is taking notes in class with his right hand and the perfect handwriting is back and Remus is so confused

So he finally asks Sirius about it and he tells him about how he was born a leftie

But his parents couldn’t have a defected heir, so they forced him to learn with his right hand

So now he can write pretty well with both but just defaults to the right because that’s what he’s always done

And Remus just decides at every opportunity to sit on Sirius’ right and hold his hand so he has to write with his left

Because it’s so beautiful and true and him

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Gender is not the same as sex. Gender is what you identify with, while sex is what Sirius Black is having with Remus Lupin tonight. Stay tuned.

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was tom good at the challenges? no, not really. but was he able to keep calm under pressure? also no. but was he at least having fun ? debatable. nonetheless he brought some insane levels of whimsy and autism swag on jet lag the game and you should all be grateful for that.

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sam and tom, reflecting on their lego challenge: i wish we had more time to come up with terminology

ben and adam at that moment: stick. gidgy. stick. gidgy. this is intuitive. petal. go.

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benjamin doyle and his sweet darling son that got adam flagged at the airport

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my insects

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marlene and sirius on a date, both in the closet:

marlene: *silence*

sirius: *more silence*

marlene: *even more silence*

marlene: I'm a lesbian

sirius: oh thank God, im gay

marlene: friends?

sirius: friends.

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pov: sam denby fucking gets you.

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I find it hilarious that 80% of byler proofs are with the guy who half of the audience thinks is straight. The canon gay guy is just there to add aesthetics.

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hc that since they were little mike always walked on the part of the sidewalk closer to the road because he wanted to be completely sure will would always be safe