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Bloodlust & Bonnets - watercolour & pen, edited on photoshop
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gay kid: hey i like your shoes
straight boy: haha thanks but im straight
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I sent my dad this Marx meme and he got so excited he couldn’t finish typing
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Gene Kelly and Kathryn Grayson in ‘Anchors Aweigh’ 1945
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Lying in his bed in silence, the grad student has no distractions that can drown out the soft murmurs of self-doubt swirling in his head.
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Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.
Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.
Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.
Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.
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found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
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Stopping by a former student’s graduation party, the grad student limply shakes the hand of the undergrad that he taught in her first year.
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