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finished toadbert's halloween costume

little wizard

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This boomer comic incinerated every “I hate my wife” comic instantly

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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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cats’ instinct to smack the shit out of anything and everything is honestly one of their best traits

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Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!

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I'll be real with y'all, saying Hololive is over just because Gura's probably leaving is wild. She's streamed like once every couple of months. Yeah, she's their biggest subscribed talent, but like-- *points at literally every other talent that's been making big splashes in the time she's been out* they're going to be fine. 🙄

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Gura's retirement isn't really all that surprising. I get why people are shocked but like. She hasn't streamed consistently for years. She has unspecified chronic health problems. She has the extremely stressful position of being the face of her entire industry, with all derision, idolatry, and pressure that comes with. It's no surprise that she was vomiting just from the thought of everything. Last August she referred to herself as "partially retired." We've had every warning sign. I was preparing myself for her graduation announcement a year ago, honestly.

I think there's a possibility she'll come back, since she chose now of all times to revive her personal account. But I'm also prepared for her to just leave the public eye forever. It'd be understandable

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朝フレアちゃん

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this really does live rent free in my head

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I have recently been destroying my brain by watching Gigi Murin streams from Hololive.

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Cyberpunk Maid Dorothy

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even our ancestors sang Popipo

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Arknights could pull off an event about a young witch searching for her lost cat in the alps. In fact it’d actually be super hype considering how weird cats are in lore

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me with nimi rn