sqirtle
arroz con pato🦆
• Open Commissions + kofi link in pinned•
• if im being strange assume it's the curse •
•ESP/ENG•
14243 posts
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
laurencemercier
Laurence
time-capsule-for-the-future
trunkbags.us
llondonfog
tea enthusiast
speyerboot
Us Freaks Haveta Stick Together
v-r-i-s-vris-v-r-i-s
vris :33
Text
When I am emperor, I will make everyone who refers to women’s leg hair removal as “basic hygiene” fight to the death in my coliseum.
42K notes
·
View notes
Text
#everyday#unless i did something during the day that requires me to shower twice like idk karate or whatever
13K notes
·
View notes
Text
girl you’re like a creepypasta the way you got, hyperrealistic blood coming out of your eyes,, <3
242 notes
·
View notes
Text
great news everyone! the lost song "Everyone Knows That (Ulterior Motives)" has been discovered in its entirety!
it is from a 1986 porno, and the 17 "found" seconds that went viral were the only parts that didn't have loud moaning!
192 notes
·
View notes
Text
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
As a nonbinary person it feels uncomfortable when strangers perceive my partner and I as a straight couple,
But it's hilarious to me when they perceive us as father and son.
100K notes
·
View notes
Text
had a cis coworker try to disdainfully explain otherkin to me. "they genuinely believe they're animals" he said to me. i said "buddy, some people genuinely believe in the free market." and he went "huh. yeah."
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
it would be one thing if it was just the horrors but it's all the little horrorcitos también
12K notes
·
View notes
Text
me fending off fruit flies in the kitchen while i’m making a sandwich
82K notes
·
View notes