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What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?
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I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you
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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...
i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered
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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.
and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.
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Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021.

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running.
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