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Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

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Cry me a fucking river

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dialga is just kind of a big vague animal

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$20 used to mean something

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hey we noticed you tried to log in so you HAVE to do 5 forms of fucking multi-factor authentication and scan a QR code and reset your password and scan your ballsprint for verification because we hate your ass and we live in hell

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I mean, I don't want to sound stupid, but I always assumed that the Ancient Romans were mammals

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you poast so goood..... i want you

No you dont. You want the shadows on the wall #bitch

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i know im doing well in life because i just got a gaming-themed youtube ad for a suicide hotline

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Who the fuck is still watching these jurassic world movies

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Yeah can i get a cup of blind pig

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I ordered a custom crepe and it seems the chef approves of my design

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im thinking about getting everything in my whole life sorted tomorrow maybe

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update: he is a permanent resident now :)

my very kind friend managed to pick up some of the new cafe walls for cheap and passed the savings on to me. now the outside of catboy slim’s house is so fancy

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whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

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Final Fantasy Tactics Advance Gameboy Advance 2003