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Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?

would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day

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Thinking about those people who want to fuck Lego Bionicles

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my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

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copy paste this swerving car

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Despite everything, it’s still ponies

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my white boy named tanner who stands behind me and says "facts" called out today just fucking great 🙄

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every day i think of that one picture of azealia banks with florence and the machine

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*clears throat* Hey my friends, I attended a bee wedding this past weekend. I bet you would like to know how was it.

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is there any setting on here that woiuld make it so only you can reply to my posts

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Population per capita in each U.S.A. state.

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no offense but um…..off with your head

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*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper