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phoenix wright has been disbarred for 5 slutty, slutty years

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klavierposting (from this post https://t.co/nOj1vVC8mn)

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i need someone to look at me and go 'yeah, I could fix her' and just do it, i aint got time for time wasters

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someone should lock me in a cupboard

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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finished Wreck season 2 and unsure how to function in the aftermath

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Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus

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Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

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my only complaint is that the paws appear when you boop someone and not when someone boops you. I want to be scrolling and minding my own business and suddenly get whapped by a cat paw

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Boop an Unsuspecting Victim.

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Along with 'So, this might sound bad, but... uh... Who are you...?'

things you probably don't want to hear from your lawyer

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I kept waiting for something like this to happen in the game and it didn’t.

I

don’t understand…

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Apollo does like Klavier Gavin's music, but he only likes the first drafts and discarded lyrics he hears Klavier make in their shared apartment over the final cuts because Klavier seems more human.

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my impression of turnabout serenade so far

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Feenie!

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y'all are always complaining about how gay rep has to be perfect and unproblematic like speak for yourself i personally love it when they try to murder each other

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"do you seriously think you're above the rules" the stupid ones yeah