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It's a purple whale. They are much smaller than blue whales.

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Don't give me yearbooks.

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This is my Magnum Opus.

Which is French for “gigantic ope.”  Which is Polish for “not really the best set of images I have, just simply the last set of images I have with a side of steamed potato water.”  It hard to translate and I don’t know Polish and I made it up.  This is my last set of images of my students from when I taught.

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Grading Thaime! Album 21

This is my Magnum Opus. Which is French for “gigantic ope.”  Which is Polish for “not really the best set of images I have, just simply the last set of images I have with a side of steamed potato water.”  It hard to translate and I don’t know Polish and I made it up.  This is my last set of images of my students from when I taught. This is the heartfelt part.   If you don’t have a heart/don’t…

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When you can’t earn awards, draw them.

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So the way I categorize my images is by several… um… categories.   See, this is why people don’t ask me to talk at universities or during conversations.  My categories include things like silly, cute, personal favorites, elaborate, and mean.  Each time I put these together I try to mix these in even proportions.

This week I didn’t mix them evenly.   I had a surplus of the category I call “mean.”  So if you put all of these pictures in a blender, whipped them up into a paste, put that paste in a machine that measures essences (an e-meter?) and looked at the average essence, you’d get: mean.

Essentially what this means is that the mean meaning of this week is “mean.”  I must reiterate here, that I’ve never been invited to speak at universities.

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It's from last year, but I think it deserves two years of credit.

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Send me your own drawings if you want me to draw on them! at this little email adress here.

I just want you guys to enjoy these.  No clever jokes this time.  I mean, I still totally added jokes, they just aren’t clever.

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I’m back, bab-ay!

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Grading Thaime! Album 17

I know it’s been a bit of time since I’ve posted.  I won’t insult you by using that disgustingly bad excuse with the words “busy” and “lately” in it.  I was just sad because the next few sets of images I put up will be my last ones.  Last ones for a while, at least.  I was afraid to get it over with. Encouraging kids to be artistic? More like encouraging them to be artinsect! Ha! Sorry, but it’s…

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Oh hey look: history!

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My sister got a little bit married

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Sometimes you have to unsense the nonsense to make it into regular old sense.  Some of these are some examples where I just really had no clue what was going on.  But like, less than a clue of what's going on than I normally don't have.  Wait, what?

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This one is from a student of the coolest teacher I know with the same name as me. If you want me to scribble over your student's drawings with my terrible artwork just send it here at gradingthaime@gmail.com and I'll put it up on my site!

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I did more flower music

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I've got quicksand, flowers, duck murderers and duck saviors.

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Credit goes to nature.