Hi Mr Krabs this is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah. I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown - Neptune's crown - I sold it to a guy in Shell City and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown - Neptune's Crown. Which is nowinshellcitygoodbye.
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Every now and again I think of this Sarah tweet and just stare into the middle distance.
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how life feels after a salad and 64 oz of water
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I literally hate every job in the world. I don’t want them. I don’t want ANY of them!
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I literally hate every job in the world. I don’t want them. I don’t want ANY of them!
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i saved my train ticket to my phone but it didn't work when i tried to scan it so i took it to the staff on duty and they were like. are you sure that's the right image. and i looked down and my screen was open on this

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botanical sea creatures 🦈🌸
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i hope nintendo understands that the success of the new tomodachi life hinges solely on if they let the miis be gay
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