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when ur friends are insulting something they know ur sensitive about

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Trevor Noah goes on to explain why Trump can’t use the “locker room excuse”
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me: *doesn't eat for 12+ hours*
me: *forgets i'm a biological lifeform*
me: *forgets biological lifeforms require nutritional supplement to survive*
me: why does this physical body i possess suddenly have no energy
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Turns out, being told that you should be ashamed of everything you do kinda fucks you up. Crazy, right?
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I sure can't wait to spend decades slaving away so that someday when I'm a saggy rotten carcass I can afford to try and relive glory days that never happened.
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Believe it or not, spending all of your time with people who disagree with you on literally everything gets pretty fucking old after a while.
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Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies
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YO OKAY SO I WAS IN THE DIAMOND DISTRICT IN NYC JUST CASUALLY WINDOW SHOPPING AND SHIT, YOU KNOW, THE USUAL, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS FUCKING THING CATCHES MY EYE. THIS. FUCKING. THING. ITS AS BIG AS MY FUCKING HAND AND ITS MADE OF REAL MUFUCKIN DIAMONDS AND GOLD. THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR PEOPLE. LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE. THIS IS WHAT THE WORLD HAS COME TO. FUCK.
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An actual clip from an actual interview with Tommy Wiseau where Greg tried to playfully pass the football to Tommy like old times and tommy was too oblivious to even flinch or reflex.
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Women: Trans people have never attacked anyone in a restroom before - it's really not something we're worried about.
Republicans: It doesn't matter! We need to keep WOMEN SAFE from SEXUAL ASSAULT at ALL COSTS!
Women: We need to do something about the disturbing number of rapes on college campuses.
Republicans: Have you tried not dressing like a slut?
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