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throwin a fit

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existing is exhausting 

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its so weird how ur gender supposedly dictates which shapes and textures of fuckening cloth u are permitted to drape over ur flesh prison

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How to grow a man beard.

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Transition Words For Your Essays

Transition Signals:

Transitions are words and phrases that connect ideas and show how they are related.

To repeat and ideas just stated:

In other words,

That is,

To repeat,

Again,

To illustrate an idea:

For example,

For instance,

In particular,

To illustrate,

In this manner,

Thus,

To announce a contrast, a change in direction:

Yet,

However,

Still,

Nevertheless,

On the other hand,

In contrast,

Instead of,

On the contrary,

Conversely,

Notwithstanding,

In spite of this,

Time:

At once,

In the interim,

At length,

Immediately,

At last,

Meanwhile,

In the meantime,

Presently,

At the same time,

Shortly,

In the end,

Temporarily,

Thereafter,

To restate an idea more precisely:

To be exact,

To be specific,

To be precise,

More specifically,

More precisely,

To mark a new idea as an addition to what has been said:

Similarly,

Also,

Too,

Besides,

Furthermore,

Further,

Moreover,

In addition,

To show cause and effect:

As a result,

For this reason,

Thereafter,

Hence,

Consequently,

Accordingly,

Conclusion:

In short,

To conclude,

In brief,

On the whole,

In summary,

To sum up,

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Were you expecting an inspiring comic about body positivity or something? Sorry, this is just about how cool pansexuality is You can’t expect me to draw 2 serious comics in a row, now, can you?

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S K E L E T O N

W A R

2015

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P R E P A R E

T H Y

B O N E S

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*touches wet food while doing dishes* *goes to therapy for six months*

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it’s a mad world. reblog if u cried [x]

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What screws us up most in life is the picture in our head of how things are supposed to be.

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Too school for cool✌🏻

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Today i was forced to watch all of the famous disgusting videos on the internet today...

I watched:

1 guy 1 jar (glass bottle shattered in rectum)

1 nuns 1 preist (lets just say they all goin to hell)

2 girls 1 cup (the classic digusting porno. Very classy)

giovanna plowman eats a tampon (A poor confused nasty attention whore with a taste for blood)

guy eats his shit (dude in portapotty decides eating his shit is a good idea)

meatspin.com (gay sex with the man on tops penis hellicoptering)

girl brushes teeth with shit for iphone 5 (silly hoe wit a shitty mouth does anything for a phone that will only be cool for 6 months)

mexican cartel beheading execution (beheading by machete and chainsaw)

1 guy 1 screw driver (HDBAJJSBDSKSKSBAKSJS * Shivers*)

2 kids 1 sandbox (dudes dick gets like tortured.. i cant even describe its pretty bad)

3 guys 1 hammer * As suggested* ( It is the most digusting and gruesome video yet. They torture this man to death and… Youre basically watching a fuckin murder. DO NOT WATCH. You will cry.)

2 guys 1 horse (guy gets fucked in the ass by a fuckin monster horse, and afterwards bleeds like hell. I think the man died idk.)

Thats all ive seen so far.. I have to watch 6 more later tonight.

Im not gonna be able to sleep nor eat for probably the rest of my life.

People are so fucking messed up.

We all need jesus.

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I'm pretty sure I'm just not good enough for anyone no matter how hard I try..

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how rad is your sign?

aries: 99%

taurus: 32%

gemini: 101%

cancer: 0%

leo: infinite

virgo: 50%

libra: 99.9%

scorpio: 1,000,000%

sagittarius: 1,000,001%

capricorn: 5%

aquarius: 100%

pisces: 666%