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agent five owes me a dentist appointment - Agent Three

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I am on my hands and knees, begging, i need to know is Marie single because I would throw myself down a flight of stairs if he told me to no questions asked 🙏🙏🙏

keep tryin’ tho, bestie <3 - Agent 4

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So we know cal’s favorite human song, what about everyone else’s? If they have one.

Also can we get everyone’s preferred pronouns?

hope this screencap does the talking, don’t ask who named the group chat

it was Agent 4. - Veronika

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hi! ive got a question!

what would happen you guys were to go on a road trip?

tbh we’d probably end up kicking Veronika outta the truck. - Agent 5

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Is a story behind your username, Agent 1?

thanks for my first question btw!! love ya tumblr!! <3 - Callie

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Hey agent 3

is it bad that i want to eat your smallfry it looks edible i think he would taste like gummy bear

please consider this a threat - Veronika

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To everyone,

From one to ten, how much of a scrimblo is Ikura

hope this answers your question!! ikura sweep is real - Veronika

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Y'know. Three of you look awfully familiar

uh yeah dw they’re just deep cut kinnies lmao - Veronika

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oh- I just realized it's to my main account huh, not my, not my squid- eh that doesn't matter- Hey guys question? YEah ahaha-

How do you have a small fry that WONT bite the shit out of you? Totally asking for a friend.

dude just- feed?? the thing?? fella won’t need to bite your thumb if- y’know- YOU FEED IT?? - Veronika

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Hello all, I come bearing gifts!

Everyone gets +4 Doubloons!

*Upon closer inspection they turn out to be gold foil-wrapped chocolate coins.*

I get y’all are bandits or whatever but we got chocolate coins EACH— - Veronika

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In a eating contest between Smalfry and Big Man who wins?

imo the appetite of a small fry is an uncodly sight - Shiver

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Alterna FACTUALLY has THE best outdoor lighting. LOOK AT IKURA, THE BOZO - Veronika