| 26 he/him catboy king | call me squid | not white | my art blog is calamariumart I'll my pin a link someday, email is [email protected] my kofi is https://ko-fi.com/squidly and my paypal is my email | trying not to die | will draw in exchange for $ | my brother in arms Connla Conloach Conlainn drew my icon | what are you looking for here anyway? I can write more words I guess | xemnas assigned me the name Suqdix when he "recruited" me and i was immediately put on a dangerous mission | my long ass bio is your problem not mine and I will fill it with as many funny words as I want | the day I make a carrd is the day I start cyberbulling | my bio was longer once | my cats name are chelly and PK (pronounced "peaky", short for Penelope Kitten) and chelly is 12 years old while pk was born in early June/late May of 2022
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It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.
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Photographer Debbie Parker captured this lightning strike in West Virginia. - Author: sco-go
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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why did n just tell me she's the leader of team plasma on the ferris wheel. ruined the mood for our date :/
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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy
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Lately, I've been talking with my partner about how I've been thinking about my younger self and all the self loathing she felt, and how sad it makes me feel for her. Talking about it reminded me of a fantasy I was obssessed with from ages 5-10. So I've drawn the fantasy as a tribute to that sad little girl
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garbage from behind the lords manor i've been eating tier list
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cheese rind: Really just more of the cheese that's been thrown away. Perfectly edible and quite pleasant after wiping dry.
apple core: Most people don't actually finish their apples it turns out
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stale bread: Just soak in water, still full of nutrients
pudding skins: Little chewy but super sweet
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fish bone: cant eat it
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Foremother, did my prayers arrive too late?
I don't know why, but I've been struggling with inserting video files to Tumblr. I've had to compress the videos but I don't enjoy the way the quality falls.
So until I find a solution, here's the speedpaint on YouTube for those who like to see the process :]
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she was just a child :,(
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Do you think G'raha had an adjustment period of "initial reaction vs. experience"
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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)
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the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts
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I dont really fuck with american pop culture and its discourses anymore but Beyonce celebrating ethnic cleansing with her tour shirt is tooooo on the nose
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