squidcalamarium
What's the point, if not to love
| 25 he/him catboy king | call me squid | not white | my art blog is calamariumart I'll my pin a link someday, email is [email protected] my kofi is https://ko-fi.com/squidly and my paypal is my email | trying not to die | will draw in exchange for $ | my brother in arms Connla Conloach Conlainn drew my icon | what are you looking for here anyway? I can write more words I guess | xemnas assigned me the name Suqdix when he "recruited" me and i was immediately put on a dangerous mission | my long ass bio is your problem not mine and I will fill it with as many funny words as I want | the day I make a carrd is the day I start cyberbulling | my bio was longer once | my cats name are chelly and PK (pronounced "peaky", short for Penelope Kitten) and chelly is 11 years old while pk was born in early June/late May of 2022
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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choose your fighter
#pkmn#want yall to know all of them loaded except for lily#who i had to click on to see#and hers was the only one that startled me
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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing
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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]
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i'll go first my parents almost named me felicity. which would've been so cool but i definitely would've been like 5x crazier if i was named that
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Haven't drawn in a while so here are some doodles and wips
#buddy daddies#i was wondering why there was buddy daddies art on my dash but then i remembered#who this blog is#hi
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Prairie larkspur (Delphinium carolinianum).
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Another reason I want more Addams Family with the 90s cast is I think it would be so nice to see Morticia uncorseted and aging gracefully. I don't think she'd go full Grandmama but do you really think an Addams is afraid of wrinkles and cellulite?
Look me in the eye and tell me Anjelica Huston doesn't still have it.
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My uncle got a notification that someone was ringing his doorbell. This was the culprit.
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I came across this very odd pond in a forest
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#video#REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!#me standing around doing fuck all on the clock#talking anime with my coworkers
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I think it’s funny how Mormon God was like “look polygamy is super important and I am telling you my followers to practice it even in the face of persecution” and then 40 years later Congress said Utah wouldn’t be given statehood as long as the LDS practiced polygamy and Mormon God was like “Ok tell everyone I changed my mind”
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Cramer's 88 Butterfly (Diaethria clymena), family Nymphalidae, Panama
Some individuals have more of an 89 marking.
photograph by Ken Myers🇵🇦 (@panama_photos)
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Galapagos Lava Lizard (Microlophus albemarlensis), family Tropiduridae, sitting on a Marine Iguana (Amblyrhynchus cristatus), family Iguanidae, Fernandina Island, Galapagos
photographs by Rachelle Mackintosh
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personally i think you should be able to afford a place to live with a part-time job
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