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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

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Extruding pasta

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kris does have the ability to stop themselves from saying stupid shit when the player orders it which means they are totally cool with saying “Bangin’ sermon, my man” to a priest

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they're trying to make you hate sex and porn and hate being fat again therefore it is imperative that all fatties fuck nasty in the streets 2day

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back in the old days, you would wear a long sleeve shirt under a short sleeve to show you liked music. because of global warming, its too hot to wear two shirts so you have to show you like music by loudly talking about a musician's PISS KINK.

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Anybody else got like,, rlly random connections to famous ppl?? Like my older brothers were friends w Jennifer Lawrence when they were like 12 and I just found out I’m friends w the cousin of the girl who voiced honey lemon in big hero six like, idk what I’m supposed to do with either of these tid bits I feel like I was supposed to live my life in ignorance of them

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Something different with them, enjoy!

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The thing about people who defend israelis is that they think imagined fears are equally important as active physical harm which is the foundation of all their arguments really no matter what it is.

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how it feels to see a post containing a vaguely factually inaccurate sentiment about a subject on which you are disgustingly overinformed

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you know how some people sleep with guns or knives under their pillows for protection? KEEP YOUR KNIGHT IN YOUR BED INSTEAD!! FOR SAFETY REASONS!! THAT'S YOUR LIVING WEAPON!!!! #mylivingweapon

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here are your losers

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American Psycho - oil painting by me 30x40” (available)

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Maow

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i need a pervert who’s obsessed with me so i can be a pervert who’s obsessed with them

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