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average gotham patrols 2: electric boogaloo

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Just after dusk the birds go silent.

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Non-phone camera version under the cut

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the full moon in paintings

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gonna be honest nothing has fucked with my head more than learning that the UK only has three species of snake. like what do you mean three? three species with twelve subspecies? three native species but a ton of other nonnative ones? three species technically but it's an accident of ancient taxonomy?

nope. just three

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Diagram of my kitten who fell asleep on my lap that i drew through tears. Pleawse. I cant get up

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remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

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Japanese legend: you have the face of who you loved most in a past life

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I don't think people on the West Coast understand how much denser and multipolar the US is east of the Mississippi

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casually brings back my red robin design

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idk how any woman can come out of an anthropology degree without having grown a new third eye about male nature

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Hannibal (2013-2015) Shrek (2001)

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken

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i thinkit would be cool if there was an omegaverse but for salmon instead of wolves. Like when the time comes certain members of society get really juicy musclewise and get yiffy fangs and are suddenly compelled to return to the neighborhood they grew up in and 96 hours later show up barefoot in full starvation mode and ravaged by walking through interstate traffic to fuck whoevwr smells the best in the local burger king. Then afterwards they die and disintegrate to be eaten by seagulls in the parking lot

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Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.