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I think my favorite thing ever is making a coffee, forgetting about it instantly, and then having an iced coffee later lol
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Squid: sends mother a cute selfie on free comic book day standing in line
Squid mother:Nice picture of you guys. Except for the mask 😷 covering your beautiful face and smile 😃
Hahaha haha
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The wind blew my umbrella over my fence last night lolol the neighbor kids were outside. One of them brought my umbrella back to my porch lolol
It's too gd windy to have an umbrella out but it's so sunny my plants will burn. Are burning. I'm staring at sun burnt leaves. What is a squid supposed to do
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Dishwasher - loaded and running!
Island - cleared and wiped
Counter - half cleared and wiped
Stove - first pass wiped
I still have three (3) full ass laundry baskets of clean. I don't know why I have so many clothes. I don't know how I'm going to find the energy to put them away. Images of husband and Beyoncé. Yes.
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My husband, flustered: I don't think you understand the assignment
Squid, handing him smaller and more cropped shirts to try on: I think we have different assignments
#love love love#delayed posting this actually happened a week ago#but hes such a good fking sport always tries on the gayest clothes i give him just for me for my little eyes#my memory is better than he thinks it is dohoho
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Husband is out of town so I'm home alone. Watching monster high 2. I was beyond obsessed when Frankie introduced themselves with their pronouns installing in the first one. And they did it again this time and the student they were talking to responded with his pronouns but damn I'm sorry I know it's silly but I love it
Anyway here to also announce that the human-monster pride pins are yellow and purple that is all
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Bahahahahahha goodbye $1000 who even needs a credit score
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I hope every single person in my communications class watched this and heard Chuck Tingle talk about his dinosaur erotica and thought of me, the weird squid from their communications class who did a speech about the world's greatest author Chuck Tingle
had such a wonderful time on netflix EVERYBODY’S LIVE WITH JOHN MULANEY last night talking to john and AYO EDEBIRI and CONAN O'BRIEN thank you so much for having me. THIS PROVES THAT LOVE IS REAL
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Me fighting every fiber of my being not to stare out the window while someone else mows my lawn
I wanted to be supportive for this fella who has served our community (former postal carrier) but my dandelions......
It's fine I'm fine the bees will be fine I told him to go high
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It's too gd windy to have an umbrella out but it's so sunny my plants will burn. Are burning. I'm staring at sun burnt leaves. What is a squid supposed to do
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Turns out I'm absolutely desperate for the Sweetface Chucky bag clip blind bag ugh
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