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can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

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twitter user watching tom and jerry: whoaaaaa uh wow. how did they let us watch this as kids? this is so fucked up this js going to traumatize children. thats SO fucked up. theyre so violent the creators must have been so fucked in the head. also the characters are furries? are these people just gooning out?

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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

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If I was a deer I would also stand in the middle of the road staring into the headlights. this is because It's my destiny.

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I’m trying to write the scene where the emperor tries to initiate the romance from his pov and the more I write the more i diagnose this squid with emotional constipation.

“Ah yes you defended my house from the guys who are hunting me down. And saw my fridge. And my portrait of my ex business partner/situationship/paranoia induced thrall. And my cookware set. Let me remove my shirt.”

mf is lucky I’m a monsterfucker because shit would not work on me if he was human

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iris by goo goo dolls really is insane though. I'd give up forever to touch you? you're the closest to heaven I'll ever be? all I can breathe is your life? and I don't want the world to see me cause I don't think they'd understand? when everything's meant to be broken I just want you to know who I am? does anyone hear me.

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doing my part by being in my 20s and not getting married HOLD THE LINE

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For the last time dude, my leitmotif sounds exactly like it always has. There is no symbolism for creeping corruption in there

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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually age 25 - 35

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There is a theory that watching unbearable stories about other people lost in grief and rage is good for you—may cleanse you of your darkness. Do you want to go down to the pits of yourself all alone? Not much. What if an actor could do it for you? Isn't that why they are called actors? They act for you. You sacrifice them to action. And this sacrifice is a mode of deepest intimacy of you with your own life.

Anne Carson, from Grief Lessons: Four Plays by Euripides; Tragedy: A Curious Art Form.

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istg i'll see ppl say shit like "im fine with media depicting abuse/rape/whatever as long as it isnt glorifying/romanticizing it" then turn around and say cannibalism is a metaphor for love and that murder conveys devotion. i hate to inform you but youre romanticizing violence

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me: hey man hows it going

my friend: *cordyceps on his head 1ft taller than last time* pretty good

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Minthara's thoughts on Karlach

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