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idiot falling after trying to steal a horse

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Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

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I felt straight up downright left out in there <- sentence composed mostly of directions

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drinking an entire bottle of wine then yelling at this like it's the super bowl

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salmon have a little fin on their backs between the dorsal and tail find, called the adipose fin. at hatcheries we put teenie tiny tags into the foreheads of salmon fry before releasing them to the wild. we clip their adipose fins (using pain management for the fry don’t worry) so years later when the salmon return to spawn we can identify tagged fish. some states even clip virtually all of their hatchery-born fish so they can all be identified, regardless of tagging programs, like so (x)

anyway a lot of salmon merchandise forgets the adipose fin. stickers and t-shirts and artsy posters and magnets etc etc used to drive me bonkers bc artists just tend to forget the adipose fin.

but no longer bc ever since working at a hatchery i no longer see an adipose-less salmon and think it’s inaccurate anatomy. now i’m like : 0 !! : ) oh this fish was born at a hatchery wroww 💖🐟

next time you see salmon merch u should check to see if it was born in a hatchery : )

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Guy who says “you know, the unabomber kind of had a point” but he just means that “eat your cake and have it too” is a more sensical idiom

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“Nature & Technology” by morganetenoux ◆ Same circles, different purposes

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Cat that's advanced passed "kneading buiscuits" and started hand-pulling his owner's duvet like lamian noodles

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The use of challenege ratings (easy/medium/hard) rather than levels of firmness (soft/firm/hard) to describe egg yolk viscosity implies the existence of higher difficulties such as "eggs over-legendary" and perhaps even "eggs over-nightmare"

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also speaking of jakub różalski this painting of his is my FAVOURITE like yes girl snitch on the knight!!! get his ass!!!

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This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

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thinking about what is and what isn't allowed in frame with reference ecosystems in prairie restoration

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I love when paranormal investigators appeal to their long experience for credibility. I've been playing pretend for seventeen years, and let me tell you in that time I've imagined some shit you wouldn't believe.