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kind of hating the trend of gong literally anywhere and thinking of sex and ONLY sex during the off moments like. Enough!!!

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thinking about paswg genderbends again

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will obviously survive until then but god when i get back home to my vibe im going to bust a great one i swear it

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ok look i couldn't not draw them in their angel outfits lol

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makes my twig-like partner top lest i shatter them into millions pieces

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'do not tag as ship' captions are so fucking sad to me. you (the artist) created a very nice piece but due to the existence of weirdos you had to pre-emptively tell them to fuck off and not be weird on your cute art :(

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finally excavated (scratched) an epic blackhead/ingrown hair out of my crotch line. fuck yeah dude it was the size of a mustard seed AND had a hair in it hashtag body picker's delight

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for some reason it's always way more embarrassing to admit wanting to do some pimple popper shit to a character than it is admitting wanting to suck them silly straw style tbh :/

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keeping my eyes on this shipment like a hawk. its been literal years since ive had one so i want this vibrator to be in my hands ASAP like the minute it's out of the postman's hands and in my mailbox so i can use it on my male box ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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the al manasra family are vetted by el-shab-hussein and nablusi at #192 here. as of 11/26/24, they are about $20,000 short of necessary travel funds. this is their only opportunity to escape.

thank you. whoever you are. may god protect you.

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horny overdrive thoughts are so stupid. imagine some insanely uncharismatic emcee just shouting G-SPOT STIMULATION on repeat for several minutes and somehow he's killing the crowd with it and they're going stupid mode YES GIVE US MORE in response (i'm the crowd)

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the joy of scratching your chest and getting a surprise like blackhead/ingrown hair popping out

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good news: lactose intolerance circumvented with a lactaid tab or two

bad news: instead of shitting liquid in hours i shit rocks ~1 day later

SIGH

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thinking abt it. WOULD the autistic "cant really tell how i'm feeling until it's dire and completely overtaken me" emotional/physical thing (forgetting its name rn) apply not just to being pissed off or in pain etc but like. fuuuuuuck does it apply for being turned on and horny too??? fuuuuuuccckkkkkk

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(praying to sex toy santa or whatever for chrimmas '24 season) magic wand vibrator and elf cock PLEASE

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had a dream/nightmare someone started interrogating me over my *cough cough* toy collection and it's like. ok so get the fuck out of my bathroom then??? they're not for you

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the real test of character love for me is if i'd try to get them pregnant were it not for my lack of penis and ily having this stupid baguna. if the answer is yes then im a lost cause for them