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squidsquadlove · 7 hours

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"does he use soap?" how long does it take the average person to shower

#oh my god I love them #for what it's worth as someone who feels like spending time in the shower is time I cannot be knitting #my average is 5-7 minutes #as measured by taylor swift songs

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squidsquadlove · 8 hours

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As far as Tumblr is concerned there are 3 types of hockey player: sad wet cat, slut, and bastard

#she's right and she should say it!#hockey #brad marchand

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squidsquadlove · 8 hours

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"rpf seems like a lot of research and work" well exactly. you can't just watch/read the whole content. you have to be insane. you have to put yourself in the shoes of a conspiracy theorist and a historian at the same time. you have to look up the most asinine bullshit. it's a hard job but SOMEONE has to do it for the sake of old man yaoi and old woman yuri!

#that's the appeal! that's the fun!

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squidsquadlove · 8 hours

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#joey daccord #WAHHH SO PRECIOUS #seattle kraken

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squidsquadlove · 8 hours

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OH MY GOD. I’M DEAD.

I’ve never seen this before. This kills me. Jesus.

#not one guy in that room was a Canucks fan?!#well maybe the radio guy was #but srsly #they went to the wrong room man #put them in the room next door at the hen party #they will MAKE BANK #sedins #henrik sedin #daniel sedin #but imagine though.#henrik lundqvist #and his twin brother.#doing the goalie gear striptease like in the Lexi LaFleur Brown tiktok.

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squidsquadlove · 8 hours

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fantastic article. (i wasn’t aware we were allowed to have sports writers who actually knew how to write.)

#honestly I will be shocked if someone doesn't slew foot him into oblivion #your fourth liner healthy scratch goes in to deliberately injure him out of the series in game one #IDK man #this is already so out of hand #you can't fix it with penalties #you can't fix it with suspensions #because the other side of the coin is #someone injured and it might be career ending #that's not why I watch the game

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squidsquadlove · 3 days

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Oh GOD yes.

TOR vs. BOS: Oh no. Oh my poor Leafs. Oh STEVE. 😭 // I only like Marchand and your goalies, but GOALIE HUGS!

FLA vs. TBL: Eh whatever // GET ABSOLUTELY WRECKED YOU MOTHERFUCKERS GO TO HELL

NYR vs. WSH: Yeah okay fine // GET WRECKED BUT NOT AS WRECKED AS TAMPA

CAR vs. NYI: Sure // You DISAPPOINT Patrick Roy? You disappoint him like the coach who made him leave Montreal? Jail for Islanders! Jail for one thousand years!

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COL vs. WPG: NAAAAATE. CAAAAAALE. MIIIIIIKO. A BUNCH OF OTHER DUUUUUDES. // GET WRECKED LESS THAN TAMPA BUT WAY MORE THAN WASHINGTON

VGK vs. DAL: oh my god go the fuck away already // DO IT FOR JOE ROBO AND OTTER

VAN vs. NSH: GO TEAM PNW (except fuck Tyler Myers) // GET WRECKED BUT ONLY A LITTLE AND LAUZON

EDM vs. LAK: FUCKING RIGHTS FIVE ASSIST BOY AND RICH BOY AND PISSY BOY (ugh fuck the awful guys) // GET! ABSOLUTELY! WRECKED! ALMOST AS MUCH AS TAMPA! (where the hell did this come from do we have subconscious beef with these guys?)

It’s amazing how the playoffs show you how you really feel about teams. I like the panthers a lot, I love watching them win, I really enjoy so many of their guys. But hoooly shit I feel absolutely feral batshit insane about the oilers. I was not prepared for the emotional roller coaster watching the game last night.

I like the panthers, I LOVE the oilers

Playoffs amirite?

#hockeyblr #seriously though! what am I forgetting about the Kings?#davy jones locker room said we have lots of it?#all I remember is Martin Jones and the LAK goalies having the wheels fall off

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squidsquadlove · 3 days

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In US dollars to avoid any currency confusion. Do not include travel or accommodation, just the event ticket cost (do include the taxes and fees).

Do not include gifts, partial or full. Any level of sport or tournament is applicable!

If you want, include what event in the tags! Especially if over $2000!

#over $500 to take friends who couldn't afford tickets to a Kraken game

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squidsquadlove · 3 days