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Salem politicians desperately trying to assert that they're the "Peace City" because the name Salem comes from Hebrew, while surrounded by "I got stoned in Salem" t-shirt shops and multiple wax museums specializing in mass murder

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the city of salem operates on stolen valor! the witch trials took place in what was Salem Village at the time which is now in the town of Danvers like 5 miles away

Salem politicians desperately trying to assert that they're the "Peace City" because the name Salem comes from Hebrew, while surrounded by "I got stoned in Salem" t-shirt shops and multiple wax museums specializing in mass murder

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i like to think that my permanent eye bags and general worn-down look give me a certain cuteness

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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

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no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook

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friends asked me to draw a bee with a binky here you guys can have it too

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Underrated Trump moment was when RBG died and some reporter confronted him with the news in front of AF1 and for whatever reason he was briefly possessed by the soul of a normal boring politician and he tried to eulogize her but he was still Trump so he just said some shit like "what an amazing strong woman love her or hate her gee what a gal" while waving his hands in the air

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He drinks a whisky drink (action) he drinks a vodka drink (bonus action) he drinks a lager drink (hasted action) he drinks a cider drink (action surge)

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godspeed soldier

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cure of ra

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season's greason's

-gnoster and faurtis

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My partner uttered the phrase "Taco Bell Bearing Hunter", and I couldn't stop thinking about it.

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Finally, first Elden Ring boss I can draw

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Andi Soto