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I still haven't watched Severance but congratulations to the fandom for getting a Blorbo who did end up crying, soaking wet in a suit and tie, and covered in blood at the end of the show. This is like getting a superbowl ring but for fandom I think.

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What if we're just a little off the mark, when it comes to Ianthe's goals? It does seem like she's trying to become god. Studying resurrection theory, energy transfers, trying to replicate John's stasis trick on those apples. But Ianthe has always either shied from or been denied the spotlight. And the path she's on starts with her specialising in Resurrection theory.

What was the Resurrection, other than the obvious? It was the first recorded act in history, the beginning of necromancy. Why would a girl playing power double for her non-adept sister want to learn the secrets of the Resurrection? Well, there are plenty of reasons, but one that comes to mind is to learn how to make someone a necromancer who isn't. The first necromancer had to have gained the power somehow, right? Can you control who is and isn't a necromancer, if you're willing to pay the price? And then there was the conversation between Coronabeth and Judith, where they as much as said Corona could be king, but for the lack of job openings.

Whether she knows it yet or not, I suspect Ianthe's long-term plans are bending toward making Coronabeth god. All because she didn't want to keep doing her sister's homework.

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LAURYN HILL, rolling stone #806 (february ‘99) photographs by mark seliger

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My best friend who is not a tumblr user is extremely sad I have no further muppet joker updates to send her. Considering doing a dark ritual to bring them back to life so she can get her fill of internet brain rot

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everyone in the entire world lives in chicago

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needless to say i am hopelessly dependent on the vampires

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womens clothing sizing is based on how much the company wants you to kill yourself

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watching finding nemo and laughing at bruce the shark but shaking my head the whole time to show that I’m against AA-type models of addiction recovery

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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

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Whumpy, hairy Mitchell.

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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

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STEP ONE of treating that stab wound I gave you is letting me tonguefuck it