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Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"

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Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

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starting a collection of pictures of sam reid in costume but out of character that have the energy of a third grader posing for their mom’s camera on the first day of school

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crazy that sam reid is like the most beautiful man alive and yet only the third most beautiful man on amc's interview with the vampire

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I do think it's funny that ice king macked on Marceline like once in the show and she was like "what the FUCK dude you're my DAD" and he was like ????? cause like he doesn't remember shit but he still never did it again just cause he didn't know how to handle that reaction

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being a teenage girl between 2010 and 2015 must have been the shit. lana del rey dropped born to tie and ultraviolence. the arctic monkeys dropped am. justin bieber. one direction. u had tumblr and weheartit. u post a black and white pic of a cigarette and u get like 20k notes. pretty little liars, vampire diaries and glee were all on tv. twilight was still really popular. all around it must have been fun

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The Twilight Zone, 1963, dir. David Lowell Rich

SE04E14 Of Late I Think of Cliffordville

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no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook

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Kinda funny how a woman’s place is in the kitchen until they’re a chef, a woman’s role is to care for others until they’ve a doctor, and a woman is expected to effortlessly manage households but not businesses or corporations. It seems that a woman can do anything except be in a position of power.

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men also do sex work there are also dudes with onlyfans accounts or who fuck for cash or pole dance or whatever and yet I've never heard someone say that sex work destroys a man's soul

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me, after bothering my cat: was that guy bothering you, queen?

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I still haven't watched Severance but congratulations to the fandom for getting a Blorbo who did end up crying, soaking wet in a suit and tie, and covered in blood at the end of the show. This is like getting a superbowl ring but for fandom I think.