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no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook

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Kinda funny how a woman’s place is in the kitchen until they’re a chef, a woman’s role is to care for others until they’ve a doctor, and a woman is expected to effortlessly manage households but not businesses or corporations. It seems that a woman can do anything except be in a position of power.

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men also do sex work there are also dudes with onlyfans accounts or who fuck for cash or pole dance or whatever and yet I've never heard someone say that sex work destroys a man's soul

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me, after bothering my cat: was that guy bothering you, queen?

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I still haven't watched Severance but congratulations to the fandom for getting a Blorbo who did end up crying, soaking wet in a suit and tie, and covered in blood at the end of the show. This is like getting a superbowl ring but for fandom I think.

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What if we're just a little off the mark, when it comes to Ianthe's goals? It does seem like she's trying to become god. Studying resurrection theory, energy transfers, trying to replicate John's stasis trick on those apples. But Ianthe has always either shied from or been denied the spotlight. And the path she's on starts with her specialising in Resurrection theory.

What was the Resurrection, other than the obvious? It was the first recorded act in history, the beginning of necromancy. Why would a girl playing power double for her non-adept sister want to learn the secrets of the Resurrection? Well, there are plenty of reasons, but one that comes to mind is to learn how to make someone a necromancer who isn't. The first necromancer had to have gained the power somehow, right? Can you control who is and isn't a necromancer, if you're willing to pay the price? And then there was the conversation between Coronabeth and Judith, where they as much as said Corona could be king, but for the lack of job openings.

Whether she knows it yet or not, I suspect Ianthe's long-term plans are bending toward making Coronabeth god. All because she didn't want to keep doing her sister's homework.

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LAURYN HILL, rolling stone #806 (february ‘99) photographs by mark seliger

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My best friend who is not a tumblr user is extremely sad I have no further muppet joker updates to send her. Considering doing a dark ritual to bring them back to life so she can get her fill of internet brain rot

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everyone in the entire world lives in chicago

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needless to say i am hopelessly dependent on the vampires

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