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I want slower packages delivered by transportation workers who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding

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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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tumblr ate the ask before i could publish it 😭

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Children in Gaza are losing their limbs every day—just like the little girl in this heartbreaking photo. The war has stolen their futures, their mobility, and their right to live in peace. My own son, Qais, is just two years old. He was injured in an airstrike, and I cannot afford the medical treatment he desperately needs. As a mother with no income, I beg you—PLEASE HELP US. Your donation could be the reason Qais walks again.

This is the terrifying reality for many children in Gaza:

1. Airstrikes often target residential areas, leaving children with life-altering injuries.

2. Hospitals lack medicine and equipment, and most families cannot afford private care.

3. Children like Qais are at risk of permanent disability, even death, without timely treatment.

I watch my child cry in pain every night, and I can do nothing but hold him. No mother should face this. We need your support now more than ever. Every donation—no matter the amount—can help save Qais’s leg, his future, and his life. Please, Don’t Look Away. Help Us Heal.

Donate Now Here

If you want to draw a smile and put it on Qais's heart, Donate Here.

Please stop ✋🚨 you're the only hope to save a child😔😭

Vetted by @gazavetters , my number verified on the list is ( #64 )🍉🇵🇸

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My good friend Jonathan Harker has written to me!

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they could literally make way more popes. it's artificial scarcity

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Honestly, good for Daphne for getting the kill on Redstone. She deserved it and looked super cool doing it.

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Everyone be very proud of me I did a 90 minute program in 45 minutes today and no one died and every kid got to take home one of the thing they made

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do you have any idea how much restraint it's taking for me to not rewatch wyrdwood right now

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rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

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You guys want to play a game? REBLOG and put in the tags why you follow this person

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I am salah from Gaza. I have two children, Youssef, 12 years old, and Nour, 7 years old. Because of the fierce war, we lost everything we owned, I’m lost everything made... and my children lost every beautiful thing in his life. We were displaced to the south of the Gaza Strip several times. We endured a lot of meager and contaminated food and drink, and we were exposed to close-up death in all its forms... and we survived it miraculously. I feel pain as I write to you...as I had to start this castle to save myself and my family from this humanitarian disaster... Save my family... I will post some pictures of my children and my home for you.

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VERY URGENT!! 🍉

Update: After almost a year, we have not even reached half of our goal.

Please, help my family survive — we desperately need your support!

We are living through the most difficult and severe time of our lives.

The crossings have been closed for two months. We are facing real famine and conditions so harsh that only those who have lived through them can truly understand. Flour is nearly impossible to find, and when it is available, the price is astronomically high. There is no food. We survive on a tiny amount of rice, which now costs 50 shekels per kilo. We do not eat to feel full — we eat only to silence our hunger.

We just want to live like everyone else. We are asking for the basic right to life, and at the very least, the right to education. Life has become about surviving each day. We cannot study, and we cannot teach our children. Education — once a dream — has now become almost impossible.

Internet access is nearly nonexistent. We walk long distances searching for a connection, even when transportation is unavailable. If transportation is found, it costs far more than we can afford. Withdrawing money is nearly impossible — half of it disappears. When we step outside, we are overwhelmed by fear as massacres happen all around us.

We are pleading for your help. Please stand with us. Stop this genocide. There is no life. There is no peace.

My campaign is also #3 on @/gaza-evacuation-funds vetted list here!

vetted by bilal-salah0, and vetted by association @hazem-khalil!

$6,830 CAD raised of our $80,000 goal.

Your support means everything to us🙏❤️‍🩹.

Please help us keep the momentum going by sharing this post.

Every share spreads our message and brings us closer to our goal.

Thank you from the bottom of our hearts for standing with us. Your kindness makes all the difference! ❤️

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