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Triple the obese lynx budget

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for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Eminem isn’t violent, Slim Shady is. Get it right.

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You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

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“ perverts “ — filet crochet by me

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

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