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Perhaps we may meet each other in a dream.

Marina Tsvetaeva (via qvotable)

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How wonderful it is, to be silent with someone.

Kurt Tucholsky (via qvotable)

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whenever you get stressed about making a good ‘first impression’ remember that sirius black was framed for a murder he didn’t commit and started talking about murder in a really vague way when he first met the trio AND to harry’s knowledge at the time, was the person who sold out his parents, but harry still broke the law a couple hours later to free him on an illegal hippogriff.

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this is the perfect grade of good luck

reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect

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433. Fred and George hosting their own version of carpool karaoke in the Ford Anglia

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Dreamworks movies that need sequels: Megamind and Rise of the Guardians.

Dreamworks movies that are getting sequels: Boss Baby and Shrek.

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i am so happy you used a quote from what we do in the shadows oh my god!!!

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“You have no idea what a charming memory you are to me.”

— Friedrich Nietzsche

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so as to spite god because he’s listening to music about him

Satan: Hey god, wassup

God: bitch, what the fu-

S: the humans never sing about me like they do about you, I wish they would, could you put in a word for me?

G: MOTHERFUCKER *proceeds to beat the shit out of Satan*

Why does everyone associate Satan with Heavy Metal/Emo music? I mean, for all we know Satan could like the blues?

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John mulaney am I right or am I right

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I was on the bus thinking about Harry Potter tonight and I remembered the part where the Dementors all show up at the Quidditch game, and I remembered how they were all looking up at Harry, and I wondered why they would all be staring at him, and then I realized that it’s because he has two souls in him.

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When in doubt, go to the library!

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Multiverse theory: there’s a universe in existance for every possible reality!!

Me: there is no universe out there that I don’t hate dolores umbridge with every fiber of my being

Multiverse theory: bitch me too the fuck