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i don't have an explanation for this

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wow i wonder what piece of breaking news i missed

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all cyberpunk stories are like “If you wanna crack open a cybercroissant this nasty, you’re gonna need a real top notch e-driller. i know a guy- Toledo Killswitch- he’s got the frag ordinance you need to grizzle this bocce ball.”

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why are birds so cursed

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Source

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I am obsessed with fictional guys being really weird about each other. Hard at work in the plausible deniability mines. You know those pairings who would jerk each other off before they'd kiss

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what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

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I love questionnaires that are clearly written with the assumption that anyone taking them has probably already self-diagnosed to the point that every question is so forer-effect-y that the idea of answering “no, this doesn’t describe me” is ludicrously funny

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we are in a media literacy crisis

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it’s me and my media literate mutuals against the world

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Ok folks, we're going to try this out and see how it goes!

It's midday UTC and it's

✨Fiction podcast self-promo Saturday!✨

Reblog this post with your audio fiction related self-promotion, or send me an ask, and I'll do my best to reblog every one I see!

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I am obsessed with fictional guys being really weird about each other. Hard at work in the plausible deniability mines. You know those pairings who would jerk each other off before they'd kiss

[squiglylines]

it’s me and my media literate mutuals against the world

[squiglylines]

Ok folks, we're going to try this out and see how it goes!

It's midday UTC and it's

✨Fiction podcast self-promo Saturday!✨

Reblog this post with your audio fiction related self-promotion, or send me an ask, and I'll do my best to reblog every one I see!