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get that girl her Odo fries !!

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AVERAGE NORTHERNLION DIALOGUE

Look, I'm fuckinnnnnnnnnn...! I'm fuckin' tired as bawls, dawg. [not switching his tone of voice at all] I think I lost some weight there, and I'm sure I need some rest, but sleepin' don't come very easy in a [enunciating precisely] straight. White. Vest. [pause] [reading chat] "Just go to bed earlier"? Okay, listen to me. Said the grasshopper to the morning sun, "No matter how hard I try and how high I jump, I can never embrace you", and thus the sun responded, "My brother, the mere act of being here is an embrace in and of itself." So beggars can't be fuckin' choosers, okay? Okay. [unpauses game (Poo-Poo Piranhas Jungle Gym Adventure) where the puzzle is to put the square block in the square hole and he puts it in the triangle hole] Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Let me in the lobster hotbox

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Honestly? mad respect for Armin Shimerman, who saw an alien race looking like this:

and said: "let's give the Ferengi the gravitas and dignity they actually deserve". And made Quark one of the most nuanced characters in all DS9.

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Watching Voyager has made me realize Deep Space Nine is the absolute best Trek and it isn't even close.

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Moments before they start brawling about unionizing:

The aftermath:

Bonus collection of doodles and wonky screenshot redraws:

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A georgie pillow

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you just hate construction workers lol

cant wait to hear what i did to envoke this oddly specific anon hate

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at some point you have to realize that you actually have to read to understand the nuance of anything. we as a society are obsessed with summarization, likely as a result of the speed demanded by capital. from headlines to social media (twitter being especially egregious with the character limit), people take in fragments of knowledge and run with them, twisting their meaning into a kaleidoscope that dilutes the message into nothing. yes, brevity is good, but sometimes the message, even when communicated with utmost brevity, requires a 300 page book. sorry.

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!