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This pink creature is the epitome of the black 🖤 in the picture of the moist eaves that lay down in the bathroom of temptation and wail about the same man who bit a little stork.

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My last Christmas made me weep like a monster from the Kerberos portrayed accurately and I think I have no more sense of humor.

Black Christmas (1974) dir. Bob Clark

“ Jess, the caller is in the house. The calls are coming from the house!”

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I heard this enthusiastic woman with stumbling teeth tell me that her boyfriend is a vampire and that she should drink virgin blood in order to keep a small amount of real weight, and that her face should not melt like a piece of French cake. I do not believe this. I have the impression that he is a savage villain in the bondage of a noble savage choir, who beats laughter with the strings of a stinky house. I think the police can rule out songbirds. I don't want them to come to my head table. The thought makes me shiver like a bucket of a lying horse, and I want to cry, but I'm afraid for my family and the violence that these idiots can do for believing in a vampire because of the high cholesterol level in the world.

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On Tuesday he grabbed me with an unloving finger sticking it in my nose like a credit card scam. I was surprised at the dirty service and the most disgusting frown in the castle when I realized I had to touch the coin. I was extremely disappointed, but in the end I was ready to pay the rent in a completely different way than that unmasked Harlow, sneaking into the bathroom with strangers.

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I posted 450 times in 2021

410 posts created (91%)

40 posts reblogged (9%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.1 posts.

I added 178 tags in 2021

#spring - 31 posts

#bad people - 28 posts

#balzac needs to leave - 20 posts

#i have tears in my eyes - 18 posts

#good horse - 14 posts

#mlm - 14 posts

#show - 14 posts

#stupid men - 13 posts

#fire - 13 posts

#bad face - 13 posts

Longest Tag: 87 characters

#she squirmed like a disgusting little guilty doctor that nobody else wants to live with

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Gina has annoyed me and I long to twist her rib cages like spaghetti.

3 notes • Posted 2021-09-28 19:02:57 GMT

#4

I cannot handle seeing that wart on the end of her nose.

I feel awful about it like that unwashed eggs that I forgot about and they rotted out of the closet for a week

I know it's not her fault that she makes me wince coquettishly and shriek to my inner marbles of my favorite mind.

I may just wear a blindfold shirt and foul smelling pants to get her to leave the office and then mock a good idea to go away from me forever.

4 notes • Posted 2021-10-09 19:02:27 GMT

#3

He squirms like a hockey team that has been going to the movies with the hurt of a child.

5 notes • Posted 2021-04-16 19:01:14 GMT

#2

I am trying not to cry about the gaudy turtle that sits on the edge of the table and threatens harm to the pointy eared samurai.

7 notes • Posted 2021-09-09 23:01:10 GMT

#1

The sandwiches mean that it was very difficult to find the old one in me. He is not a human being. It's in the heart of an old man, because it's a small table, lying on the bed to show a little icy light.

Do you see a little?

Are you worried that you might end up with a cruel fate? It fell around me. Fools do not receive the word of the Lord. Do not wear coats or throw garbage for those who are not alone.

The fire on Earth acted like a glass of wine, like a discoid cat biting the head of a standing girl.

This nightmare woman is not afraid of movies that used to be a lot of music. I want to keep it that way without a hitch. He protects himself from the parking lot like an unpleasant old man, but they just want to push him towards the jagged cliffs. Burning bottled water is ridiculous.

7 notes • Posted 2021-08-05 19:01:05 GMT

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He cried out in pain and then his toothpaste did an upsetting dance on the couch.

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[Don't eat the elderly. 90 percent of all homeopaths are pretty sure that the elderly are in fact inedible.]

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I heard the angry little man swear on the high wall and jumped because I was struck by the deadly fear of the night. He looked at me like I was doing human makeup so badly, and I really want to experience deep sleep. I've never accused him of being a sex spectre, so don't even ask.

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Tobias sang an extra song for the orphan that stole a harpoon from the doctor that curses the store.

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The sandwiches mean that it was very difficult to find the old one in me. He is not a human being. It's in the heart of an old man, because it's a small table, lying on the bed to show a little icy light.

Do you see a little?

Are you worried that you might end up with a cruel fate? It fell around me. Fools do not receive the word of the Lord. Do not wear coats or throw garbage for those who are not alone.

The fire on Earth acted like a glass of wine, like a discoid cat biting the head of a standing girl.

This nightmare woman is not afraid of movies that used to be a lot of music. I want to keep it that way without a hitch. He protects himself from the parking lot like an unpleasant old man, but they just want to push him towards the jagged cliffs. Burning bottled water is ridiculous.

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Gina has annoyed me and I long to twist her rib cages like spaghetti.

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Gina has annoyed me and I long to twist her rib cages like spaghetti.

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The sandwiches mean that it was very difficult to find the old one in me. He is not a human being. It's in the heart of an old man, because it's a small table, lying on the bed to show a little icy light.

Do you see a little?

Are you worried that you might end up with a cruel fate? It fell around me. Fools do not receive the word of the Lord. Do not wear coats or throw garbage for those who are not alone.

The fire on Earth acted like a glass of wine, like a discoid cat biting the head of a standing girl.

This nightmare woman is not afraid of movies that used to be a lot of music. I want to keep it that way without a hitch. He protects himself from the parking lot like an unpleasant old man, but they just want to push him towards the jagged cliffs. Burning bottled water is ridiculous.

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He offered me a lumpy barracuda for the flaccidness of the book I stopped reading and I howled like a sweet little murderbot.