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tao in emojis. (inspired by x)

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about kyungsoo’s eyesight 

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Chanyeol's suffering

Please, spread this to the world, reblog! 

    I honestly feel terrible for Chanyeol right now. Do you see these pictures? Look at the way Kris has to literally lead him around. It’s not a shipping moment. Chanyeol recently had Laser Eye Surgery and his eyes are incredibly sensitive to bright lights. He’s technically not even supposed to go outside without a pair of black-out sunglasses.

What’s happening in this is that Chanyeol is literally blind. He can’t see. His eyes are watering, stinging- to the point that he can’t see. Damn it. He can barely blink! All these flashing lights are making it impossible. Kris is helping him. Telling him where the cameras are, making sure he doesn’t fall, and supporting him. Because, especially in the last Gif, Chanyeol looks like he could collapse at any given second.

I wish fans would stop for two seconds and pay attention. He needs to protect his eyes, otherwise the surgery was for not. He got it done to please us in the first place. Don’t make it more difficult for him..

Turn off the flash. Get a crappy quality photo for once. Deal with it because guess what? You saw your idol in person and not a lot of people can say that. Be thankful and put the damn camera away. That is all.

SM really knows how to piss people off.

Stop torturing Chanyeol and let the poor boy heal for Christ’s sake, he’s not a perfect little puppet.

PLEASE PRAY FOR OUR HAPPY VIRUS 여로분, 찬열 지금 아파요. 한테 위해 기도해 주시고, 빨리 나으라고 말씀해 주시겠어요?

source of pictures : chqris via : hyuna-allnight copied from -kaisoo 

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EXO- Sing for you

It is just my impression that this MV is also somewhat related to their Kris,Tao and Luhan situation and all they have to face as celebrities. 

  Of course the maknae is the astronaut and  he is the one meeting the whale as I think  that Sehun suffered the most. Kris, Tao and Luhan were the hyungs that took care of him the most, he might blame himself that he wasn’t a good maknae, that he should have taken more care of the three. 

 Then of course  Suho is fighting with Chanyeol. 

Suho is the leader, everyone relies on him,  he tries to take care of everyone. In the eyes of others he might appear as if he had failed the three and also the members remaining, he  is responsible for all of them while Chanyeol is the bond maker, the happy virus that tries to befriend all of them and maintain their friendship, their brother-ship. He is fighting Suho because the leader blames himself for something he should not, for something that is not his fault it happened. Chanyeol is trying to get that idea out of  Suho’s head and is also fighting with the leader to punish himself, he is applying to Suho the treatment he should apply to himself as well.

 Kai is the one dancing, the one expressing his pain through dance. When words fail him, he  dances.  

Of course they are playing basketball, just like they did in EXO showtime: Lay, Xiumin, Chen, Luhan…

 Of course Baekhyun is alone at the bar, he is the  prankster, the one in charge of their jokes,of their laughter. He is now alone in a place where jokes and good times were spent. 

Of course  DO is alone in the car and screaming.

 He is just like Kai, but Kai can express himself through dance, DO is more of an introvert. He has a hard time expressing himself, but in this video he is screaming. We might have seen DO   joking with his hyung and getting angry, but never getting this  hurt.

   What fans don’t get is that they are  human, they are weak, they  can be happy and sad just like any other person. They are followed, called at inhumane hours, worked up until exhaustion, blamed for every tiny mistake, treated like prisoners because they  do their best to provide  high standard art for their fans :)

 Let them be, let them have a normal life, encourage them, love them,  protect them, but don`t harass them  and don`t throw words at them.

You have no idea how precious they and their talent are!  They sing for you.

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person : jongin stares at everyone like that. not only kyungsoo. nothing special between them. 

/echoing/ nothing special between them /echoing/

me : 

well

excuse me

i mean, yeah

there is absolutely nothing special between them

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nah son this is just 2 friends took selca together

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their cheeks were touching, but god of course no, absolutely nothing between them ! this is just “how friends take selca”. nothing special between them. nothing. 

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nu uh, there is nothing between them. just hyung and dongsaeng. no, not boyfriends hubby and waifu

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just caressing a friend’s neck, 

yeah

friends–dongsaeng and hyung, nothing more

more touching, still nothing special between them tho.

no jongin did not just smirk. jongin did not enjoy this more than a dongsaeng should. 

nope. this is not “when bae fixing my scarf moment”. not at all. 

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/butt-smacking/ 

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yep, jongin just wanted to feel how soft his hyung-but-nothing-more-than-friend’s lips

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just friend giving semi-strip-tease-dance. totally platonic.

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nope. still platonic.

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he did not checking his hyung’s little butts at the mirror. no-pe.

still not checking his ass.

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this is how 2 people who have nothing going on between them and purely in very platonic-friend-relationship should whisper to each other

jongin’s nose definitely didn’t touch kyungsoo’s earlobe, what are we witnessing here right now is just a cute relationship antics between hyung and dongsaeng.

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yeah i also sometimes want to bite and nibble my friends’ neck when i whispering to them in public. we all do this to our friends right? 

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naahhh they did not almost kiss when jongin turned around chanyeol was indeed being creepy tho

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no kyungsoo’s lips didn’t touch jongin’s ears.

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yupp, jongin always stares at people–at anyone–at all members like that , not exclusively only to kyungsoo, nope, not at all. yes yixing was the one who held the mic and did the talking here and kyungsoo’s little mumble apparently was more important to jongin here but of course it proves nothing. 

we are just a bunch of crazy people who believe in fairy tale a lil bit too much.

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“jongin is often get caught staring at kyungsoo like that in interviews bc kyungsoo is talking. he stares at any other members like that too bc he wants them to feel that they’re being heard and not being ignored. he treats kyungsoo the same like he treats other member" 

they weren’t at the interview and soo bb wasn’t talking and jongin still stared at him

hmm

how about this?

kyungsoo’s mouth didn’t move in this gif

so did in this one

his mouth moved but it was bc he was eating?

um

yeah soo was talking in this gif but why jongin eyeing him like a piece of candy?

yeah, just normal-platonic stares between "friends”.

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“jongin treats exo members the same like he does to kyungsoo.”

um yeah, i can see it very clearly.

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“they are just doing fanservice”

-during rehearsal- 

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-in airport [russia]-

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-inside a building with no fans around-

look at kyungsoo’s hand caressing jongin’s arm

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not

jelly

at

all

NOPE. NOPE. JONGIN IS NOT. JEALOUS. AT. ALL. 

how can he be jealous if there’s nothing between them. not even a slight attraction. yeah they’re dating might seem a lil bit impossible and just a fantasy for delulu shippers like me  bc scandal is a big no no in idol’s world but how about attraction towards each other? is it possible…?

…. NO WAY ! oppas ain’t gay ! every idols are condemned to be straight as poles in the strip clubs in this earth. there is no gay people–let alone gay idols in south korea. hell nawww. 

they must had planned this whole jealousy thingy thoroughly before, jongin’s acting skill is really gooooood for faking his jealousy tho! omo it looooks so reaaaall. SO. FCKIN. REAL.

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/soo removes chen’s hand/

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/jongin latches his hand on soo’s thigh/

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/looks at jongdae with a smug face; my waifu only wants me/

but hey, this is just platonic. i also rub my friends thigh especially during ceremonial award. who doesn’t do this? i mean come on

/oops! they did it again/

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this is not a “manhandling my waifu” moment

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not. gay. at. all

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kyungsoo and sojin have almost-similar-outfits-look-like-couple-outfits and everybody loses their minds

jongin and kyungsoo have the exact-matching-outfits, often caught staring at each others, talking/whispering too close like they wanna eat each other faces or almost licking each other earlobes still people say

“omg kaisoo shippers are cray cray why you guys ship them so hard? you’re gonna get hurt later, they are clearly just friends in the most platonic way. you guys are disgusting why you ship them like that ew i only ship them like brothers not romantic way, i hate shipping ppl in that way, it’s disgusting eww”

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i am not forcing you to ship them too, idgaf about that. you can ship or don’t ship anyone you want go ahead

it’s just you non-shippers loovvveeeee~ to burst our-shippers-bubble-of-happiness. 

just why? can’t i ship happily here? can’t you let us ship whoever we want? if you don’t like the pairing don’t bother look at them let alone trashing them + their shippers

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btw 

their

noses

were

touching

how can you still expect us not to ship them? JUST. HOW.

-end- i am sorry for not feeling sorry for this long post.

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EXO react to you singing and dancing to their music

I think these were requested by two different people but I thought they were quite similar so I’ve decided to do them together, I hope that’s okay anons

Note: Here’s the BTS version. I’m sorry these are so bad

Baekhyun: “Do the high note, do the high note! Yes babe!”

Chanyeol: “Babe, that was amazing,”

Chen: *Tries not to laugh when you attempt the Growl dance routine*

D.O: *You try to hit the high note*

Kai: “y/n, I had no idea you listened to our music, let alone know the dance routines,”

Kris:“Babe, you look so hot but let me show you how it’s done,”

Lay: *In shock about everything*

Luhan: *Mesmerized*

Sehun: “Babe, you’re a great dancer but we both know I can shake my ass better than you,” that booty though

Suho: *Damn*

Tao: *You stop when you notice Tao coming through the door*

Tao: “Please don’t stop babe, you were doing a great job ,”

Xiumin: *Tries to out-dance you*

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EXO Reaction to Giving Their Kids ‘The Talk’

Ah, honestly, I remember when my parents gave me the talk when I was seven years old. It was really really awkward and I can bet that it would be just as awkward for these boys. Anyways, I hope you enjoy this reaction <3

I do not own these gifs

-Admin Kat

Baekhyun: He hated that his wife had put him in charge of the task about teaching his children about sex. He stared at his son from across the couch and felt his cheeks beginning to get red. Gosh, what do I even say… He opened his mouth over and over again and just started laughing.

Chanyeol: He covered his face, trying not to look at his children. He knew that watching Titanic was going to be a bad idea. He knew that it would lead to questions that he wasn’t ready to answer. He knew it. He saw the look of confusion on his kids’ faces when they saw the car scene, but he tried his best to ignore them.

Chen: “Honey, I think it is time you give the talk to the kids.” You told Chen as the two of you crawled into bed with each other. He looked at you with confusion. He knew exactly what you were asking of him, but he asked you to elaborate so many times that it annoyed you to the point where you stopped insisting.

D.O.: *gif*

Kai: He shook his head, staring at his daughter as she asked him about why so many girls were screaming when he did his hip thrusts in his dances. He knew that it was time to talk to her about sex, but he never thought he would actually have to.

Lay: “Wait, I don’t really know what to say. I don’t really know what she meant by the talk.” He said in confusion. He stared at his children, then at you. He didn’t really understand at first because you were too shy to say the actual word. “Oh my gosh, I meant sex, Yixing! Give them the talk about sex.” You yelled and left the room. He turned back to his kids in shock.

Sehun: “Birds and bees.” He said simply. The kids stared at him in confusion. “But that doesn’t really explain what sex is.” His son said, but Sehun simply rose his hand to cut him off. “Birds and bees. That’s all you need to know about it.”

Suho: “Well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other, and are preferably married, then they become intimate…” He tried to explain the best that he could. He felt awkward trying to explain to them what sex was.

Xiumin: “Um, sex is something that you will not be having any of. Plain and simple.” He told his daughter in a stern voice. Every time she tried to ask him more about it, he would give her a hard look that made it clear that he was not going to be continuing the conversation.

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Yixing and Jongdae wearing a “Say No to racism” shirt. Kyungsoo wearing a “Gender equality” sweater Jongin wearing a bracelets that supports young children with heart diseases. I’m proud to be a fan of theirs (’:

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Yixing and Jongdae wearing a “Say No to racism” shirt. Kyungsoo wearing a “Gender equality” sweater Jongin wearing a bracelets that supports young children with heart diseases. I’m proud to be a fan of theirs (’:

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Exo Reactions To Their Daughter Asking To Play Dress Up & Paint Their Nails

Done, sorry if this one isn’t as good as my others. I’m having a hard time making them today xo

/I do not own any gifs unless stated otherwise/

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Baekhyun: “YAY. I love dress up! Can you do my eyeliner?”

Chanyeol: *as soon as his daughter looks at him, without her saying a single word* “Yes.”

Chen: “Okay, okay, don’t give me that look.”

D.O.: *his daughter gives him big eyes & blinks cutely as she asks him & he turns into a ball of squishy*

Kai: “Only if you promise to make me look pretty like you.”

Kris: “Of course, my little princess.”*the rare cutesy side of him comes out*

Lay: *agrees then attacks her with kisses*

Luhan: “We can dress up, but you can’t paint my nails. Okay?” 

Sehun: “Yes, yes, fine. Whatever you want. But just this once.” 

Suho:  “I don’t know… I don’t think I can ever be as beautiful as you, my love.”

Tao: “Maybe tomorrow. Daddy just did his makeup.” *kisses the top of her head*

Xiumin: “I’m all yours!”

/if you have problems seeing the gifs, let me know. I couldn’t get this post to work for some reason./

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Exo reaction to when he meets your parents but they only speak Spanish.

Xiumin

*Confused, looking at you begging for your*

“Ehh (y/n) help…”

Luhan

*Smiling and nodding to everything*

Kris

“Baby… you could at least tell me to bring a dictionary”

Suho

*Your parents start to discuse something and starts to speak faster, making him think that they are aguring*

“(Y/n) …? Did i do something wrong?!”

Baekhyun

*What.??*

Lay

*Smiling and enjoying your mothers cooking, not even noticing the forregian language*

Chanyeol

*Confused af…*

Chen

“Baby.. i think you need to teatch me some Spanish.”

D.O

*Perfect boyfriend*

*To your mother*

“Su hjia es la chica mas bonita que he conocido.. me encanta aqui tanto”

*I’m so sorry if I said something wrong*

Tao

*Just sitting there and smiling*

Kai

*Since he desn’t understand anything, he decides to teas you a little bit*

Sehun

*When your mum is talking to him*

“Eh…. que?”

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EXO react to you teasing them with sweets

Xiumin: “You’re going to share… right?” He’d have an arm sneaking around your waist to pull you close as he smirks and takes the candy from you, sticking it in his mouth.

Luhan: He watches you for a moment looking hot under the collar before pulling you into a searing kiss and taking the candy into his mouth, pulling away with a smirk.

Kris: He knows exactly what you’re up to and starts teasing you right back, knowing you’re staring, making drinking water seem like the sexiest thing you’ve ever seen, because now you’re the one hot for him.

Suho: He takes the candy out of your hands and looks you right in the eyes, holding your chin to look at him. “Only well-behaved girls get candy and you’re being very naughty right now.

Lay: He’d just stare at you for a while, completely entranced by the way you’re moving your mouth, then he’d finally come over and start kissing you. "As expected, my baobei is even sweeter than candy.”

Baekhyun: He thinks how cute you are with your candy until you start deep-throating a twizzler, then he can’t decide whether to be turned on or concerned for your sanity. “Babe… what are you doing?”

Chen: “If you’re just going to keep sucking that one lollipop at least give me the rest of the bag.” He’d snicker, and start gloating, taking one of the lollipops and do aegyo to annoy you since you ‘lost’.

Chanyeol: He whines, “Jagi~ Why are you doing this to me right now when I have to leave?” He’d come back from the front door and pull you into a deep kiss before pecking your nose and waving goodbye while pouting.

DO: You catch him staring and he immediately looks away, pretending to be uninterested. When you drape your arms around his shoulders he’d pat your head. “Are you really planning on starting something right now?”

Tao: He tries to hide his smirk staring at you eating a piece of peppero. “Baobei…” He’d come over to take the other end of the stick, holding it between his teeth. “If you wanted a peppero kiss… or something more, you could have told me.”

Kai: “Jagiya, come give me one of those.” When you hold out one of the sweets to hand to him, he takes it with his mouth, staring at you sexily making you swallow the candy in your mouth, because he’s turned the tables.

Sehun: *Oh god, she’s trying to be sexy* He thinks, then peeks through his fingers, still a little embarrassed. *Okay… maybe it’s a little sexy.* But he won’t admit it to you and would rather sulk until you come over and ask him what’s wrong… then he’ll pounce.

- Admin J

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Hello~ Do you by any chance have any pictures that show Chanyeol and Baekhyun's height difference? I just think it's so cute little Baekhyun seems whenever he stands next to his giant c:

Another similar recent ask we got: 

Uh how do I say hello. (Btw i am in love with you guys and your fantastic blog). Anyway, do you think Chanyeol and Baekhyun are aware of their height difference and how they always look like 2 puzzle pieces that were meant for each other? ♥♡♥

Of course we have! It wouldn’t be baekyeol without the adorable height difference ♥ His little giant, puzzle pieces, you guys make the cutest comparisons! 

Wow just look at them playing around like kids wowwowowowow dumb ones

One of the cutest pictures can we just-

Baek usually has to look up at Chanyeol, and it is SO. CUTE.

And when Chanyeol has to look down it’s like even cuter??? omg

Just… Chanyeol looks so tall next to Baekhyun jfc

Last but not least a picture that makes us really emotional

-admin SFS & MTL

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;; are you two trying to be cute or…