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How i love your beautiful mind, you big idiot — I think you painted a "plan b" better then i ever could, but man, Ramón just sound's like every young barista in LA, it fits, he'll bark at every bigot. I see your fantasty and raise you the concept of this just being our life on Witness protection...or like, what if we just become huge criminals ? nothing too sinister, but you know, enough to change our names. I'm thinking carman. anyone ever think's they know us form somewhere, we just pretend we hate those chums. I'm also need to add you bake me fresh Pastel de nata every morning. Superhero life getting to you, mr marvel ? cause if we can make one thing happen here, it's Lisbon, i've missed you big time.

Sarah, listen… if this whole acting thing implodes tomorrow, you and I are opening a tiny bookstore-slash-café in Lisbon. No press, no premieres. Just you, me, stacks of weird poetry, and a dog named Ramón who judges everyone’s coffee order. I’ll wear linen all year round, you’ll run the counter like a benevolent queen. We’ll only play 70s vinyl and pretend we don’t know we were ever on screen. I’m telling you, it’s the dream. Hollywood who? @srahpaulsons

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Anne: I'm sending you some insights from the set and my wardrobe. I can't share Meryl's wig because I really need it to surprise everyone. I think the audience is going to die. I'm having the time of my life doing this again. I still can't believe this is real. I don't want it to end, but at the same time, I can't wait for everyone to see the final result. You and my girls HAVE TO be my honorary guests at the big premiere in NYC. it's going to be iconic. Anne: soooo... am I part of this tradition now? I'm honored and happy to say: I'm in. I don't care what I have to do or who I have to kill to clear my schedule for those days with you and Miss Blanchett. We have to have a Rihanna dance session like the good old times. Are you inviting Sandy? Because that's something I need to witness. Anne: Look, I know the leaks have been awful for everyone, but we need to make them end with all of us on good terms like we used to be—otherwise, we're never getting Ocean's 9, and that's something we need to make happen. I will be the queen of sequels when it does. Anne: And yes...yes about the codes. We can’t sext like we used to anymore. Now I’m terrified someone’s going to read my sex session over their morning coffee. So watch out S! Oh! and things with Eiza are great. I might be addicted to that woman and I’m not sure how healthy that is. And you? How are things with Jess? And the wedding? Do you need any help? are you the kind of crazy bride? is your bridezilla mood activated yet? ----

Sarah wig reveal ? 👀 oh my ass is sat. lady, you were destined to bring back andy, as was the rest of that cast, i mean, queen of comfort and iconic movies, ahem. count me in, i'm there ❤️ Sarah: it never felt right WITHOUT you, so it's official, babes. i feel like july fleeted away, so i'm putting my foot down now...first August weekend, it's happening. Conquer up your magic now, cause we're kidnapping you from set if we have to. OH, ehm, so here's the thing...for cate's sanity, sandy won't be joining us. but i'm gonna need you to gently break it to her that she'll obviously be at my wedding.. the tequila will help. sarah: personally, i think you being Switzerland here make's alotta sense, you're the glue, annie -- oh, some sicko would. we'll have to resort to old 20's lingo or something, what could be sexier 😅 i'll have to test it out on jess, but something tell's me she'll think i've taken something. Go you, Hathaway 😉 uhmmm i couldn't imagine anything healthier, you also just have this glow. you've HAD the glow, but somehow you mastered up full shine, and i just love to see you happy, lady. Thing's are as wonderful as they've been, it's nice...it's settling in day by day how closer it's getting, which, not bridezilla....yet? god, i so do not wanna activate that if it's in me, but more, nervous bride, bride who just want's it all to be perfect, bride who's asking a million people to help !! i know when i have my dress, thing's will slowly go into place, especially with the date being official. never did i imagine this would be my life @anne-hathway

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sarah: and when i tell you, their yearly photoshoot is soon ? i'll bring the tutus, you'll get the professional ordeal, lady. I turn into a total show-mom. But glitter pink hats ? just as cute, ( https://ibb.co/Xkzs407T) sarah: okay so devil is locked in. And please tell me you're talking about the one's with the little wobbly box at the front ? mmkay, you're gonna have to bribe them in treats or cat-nip, probably both...all possible scratches can just lead to your own Halloween costume, like a realistic zombie. sarah: i mean, if anyone deserves a long lasting reason to celebrate ? i do think you have the credentials 🙂‍↕️ and i need to be a part of at least one of those parties , even if it's us during my wedding, i'll take it. sarah: lady, you could do a whole reinvented modern telling of cats at this stage and i would eat it up. or you know, just a whole bunch of actual cats.

taylor : Colorful, matching tutus? I'm sold. I need photos of this immediately. taylor : Meredith is a little devil, so it's only natural. There's no other Halloween costume for her that'll do. I do want to make one of them be the UPS man -- like those silly costumes people get for their dogs? I only hesitate because I don't want them to scratch my face profusely while I try to get one of them in it.

taylor : Pun intended? But, really -- thank you, lovely. It's been the best thing ever. 💗 Of course, of course. Celebrations were definitely in order and, in some ways, are still ongoing.

taylor : The theater world? Not so much. I dabbled in Cats, and that was a good time -- but more of a one time thing, I think.

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sarah: oh, how i love you, kravitz ❤️ can we sprial even more in person soon ? i'll catch you up on the planning, we can turn this into jumping around instead. and lady, keep me in your thoughts, i go dress shopping reaaal soon and the reality of it is hitting me. but excuse meee, sign up ? you two are automatically hired !! i'm throwing out this pitch to hallmark' itself, and if all else fails ? we're going indie on this one. we can storyboard it out, as well as your genius butt filling me in on thing's i've missed out on, like how the summer's treating you ? and what thing's are brewing in your talented brain or yours !

zoë: listen, you can repeat yourself a million times and i’ll still be right here, hanging on every word. you’re not a broken record, you’re just a bride-to-be manifesting her dream day. and i mean, wouldn’t you spiral if one of your favorite love stories was unfolding right in front of you? 😍 forever obsessed with you two. um, YES, where do we sign up?? this has hallmark magic written all over it, and with you directing? what a dream.

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It'll be an "i miss you" and an hour long hug, for me. lady, i don't know what the universe was thinking when it decided to just separate for a long ass time, but i'm blaming your infinite rise of genius work, cause the world always need's more anya in it, including mine. we can go mad together, but in the fun, chic way. I need to know everything i've missed ! gimme the lay down, you angel. It's just been a mix between work, breaks, and fashion shows with a fun sprinkle of wedding planning, so, total insanity.

i feel like an i miss you don't quite sit us as much as i'm feeling quite deprived of you. i feel lost without you and your grace in my life. hope all is well with you, but we truly need to start chatting and hanging when we can. it's been so long i'm truly going mad. you know how much i adore you. ( @srahpaulsons )

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sarah: what if that was just my plan all along ? you fell for it, bozo 🙂‍↕️ it's happening. minus the broken bones, but we'll keep that in the past. Shift in plan too, i got annie on board and we're renting the lesbian party bus...i've waited forever for this sarah: the man knew what was good for the future of that show, and placed it in my hands. lady, with all these leaks my ass need's to be careful before i get that power taken away ! i can tell you one lady i'd convince to bring back, even after she's publicly shunned the idea, and that's jess. oh, and you, duh. sarah: okay okay, how about this, end of july, we land our ass's in vegas for a few days, we fly back to nyc and you can finally acompany me, lady. i've got a few in mind, but nothing narrowed down, i do know my dream dress need's to have that vintage, old soul essence ? it's like i can see it in my mind, but i can't describe it. please. please help me. please, i'll put jenna in charge, i feel like she'd enjoy that. i feel strangly overwhelmed, which is odd, since i can't wait to marry jess...but it's all the in between 😅

Cate: You can't mention something and pretend I am not going to make it happen so be careful with whatever you wish for. a summer weekend in vegas? doesn't it sound amazing? awesome things happen in that city every time we're together there. Cate: So, are you telling me you're the boss now? how much power do you have now? that sounds like you're in charge of the new season so you can do and bring whoever you want. Tell me your dream cast. I'm sure Ryan will do anything to please his favorite main lady. Cate: Let's be clear here, give me a date, the exact date when you want me to fly to find the right dress. have you thought of an specific designer? have you hired a wedding planner? we can find a good one in NYC, Jenna must know the best ones in the city.

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There's two people in life that'll humble you so naturally. Small kids and Midwesterner’s, it's part of their cham. I mean, the fact he didn’t know the austin butler, man, living under a nice little rock. Maybe you've found your escape town, the place you go where you wanna run from all that fame and being a total heartthrob. I kid, i kid. I personally would’ve made something completely bizarre up in hope's he would've said "you know what, i have seen that one" -- Anyway, i don't think i'm topping that, i'm actually still waiting for the day for someone to massively humble my ass.

So, I'm currently filming a movie in Wilmington, Illinois, real small town charm, you know? I had this moment the other day that honestly still makes me laugh. I was grabbing a coffee at a local diner when this older guy walks up and goes, “You an actor?” I said yeah. He squints at me and asks, “Have I seen you in anything?” So I start listing a few projects, thinking one might land. He just shakes his head and goes, “Never seen ‘em.” Then walks away. No shade, no follow-up, just absolute honesty. And I loved it. Nothing like a midwestern reality check to keep you grounded. You ever had someone unintentionally humble you in the funniest way? / @hfrpstarters

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Oh boy...i keep hearing that there's no in between with "The pitt" like it seems to consume anyone i hear talk about it and i'm saving myself cause my ass has zero self control either. I will say, the last time i did infact, lose sleep over telling myself "one more episode" was catching up on the severance hype, lady, if you've yet to get on that train, get ready.

Okay, I know I’m roughly a million years late to the party, but I finally binged The Pitt... and by binged, I mean fully glued to the screen for hours, barely blinking. What started as “just one more episode” turned into five, and suddenly it was 2 a.m. I was totally hooked. Now I’m dying to know, what show completely pulled you in like that? The kind where you lose track of time and all responsibilities go out the window? I’m officially on the hunt for my next binge-worthy obsession, so hit me with your best recommendations!

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what’s one totally mundane thing you’re irrationally passionate about? 💙

You know what -- getting that perfect swirl on an ice cream cone, the passion i have for that ? unmatched.

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🪿 If you could live with any fictional character, who would it be and why?

Julie nichols from tootsie, if you know, you know.

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oh my my ! dude, i feel like i'm doing a sophie's choice here, cause the top three ladies is easily between lana winters, cordelia and mildred ratched. They're all bringing different level's of "ruthless" but out of the sheer facr she's the supreme witch, i feel like you can't come out on top if not with that level of power, even if Lana's coming real close second. My senses are tingling that we might have similar answers ? but gimme the good's here, David. I also absolutely need to hear who's winning yours, but i too, have an idea and it's pretty super.

I am going to ask you a tough question, but I am curious to know. . . You have to pick one character that you've played before to win an all out battle royal blood bath. Which one would you pick and why? So we're talking the most badass, ruthless, smart, strategic person that you have played. I know my answer, and I think it's a supremely good answer.

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What is your go to comfort meal or snack? 🍫

If i'm ever in a hangry mood, you hand me a cheese burger and an oreo milkshake and i'll be in a sudden state of bliss, man. The milkshake can occasionally be in the form of ice cream too.

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🍁 Have you ever caught feelings for someone you shouldn’t have? ✨

Truth be told, "catching feelings i shouldn’t have" was just life in my 20's, man. But then life throws you this lucky curve ball and suddenly, you end up in a situation, where you're not only breathing the same air as this intimately breathtaking woman you've idolised for years, shaped your whole career... but you're working with her, again and again and again. so over time, you keep those feeling's real deep until it slips one in the heat of a night and then you go back to acting normal, to hiding for another few years before duh, you're gonna marry this woman you dummy, it was always in the cards @jessiicalange

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If you had to enter a costume party dressed as one of your own characters who would you show up as and how dramatic would your entrance be? 🔥

I'm gonna have to go with miss mildred ratched on this one -- we're talking costume change after costume change, the reveal's would be endless with how both intimately fashionable that woman is.

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If you could choose to act in any movie from the past, which one would it be? what role would you play? 🍸

oh boy, my cinephile heart is saying Myrtle Gordon in "opening night",' but i don't think i could ever attempt to step into the shoe's of the one and only gena rowlands. I'd take it on as a love letter, cause what a damn juicy part.

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Need to fall into some wacky groundhog’s day version of this fantasy, since the withdrawal of tony night is so real ! I just feel like you'd make even the most mundane thing's i do, like snacking or taking out the trash, sound so luscious. and i stand by that -- If i have to be the one to start the mandatory host petition, i'm ready to go above and beyond, but you, lady, need a looong and restful vacay....after, you tell me more ! uhm, my senses are tingling and i'll frighten my dog's if i squeal a little so i'll wait and save that until we're at least one drink in and i'm giving my blind advice. As for thing's with myself and Jess, beside's filming, thing's are good, but boy... it's certainly gotten to the part of wedding planning where, when you decide to do a autumn wedding, you realise its starts to creep up and suddenly there's a lot that need's to be done. I'm in the middle of dress shopping, so it's been a kinda insane feeling even trying dress's on, like reminding myself to calm down, drink the the champagne and remember it'll all come together, i've been reminding jess of that too, i think it's catching up to her a little more.

Darling! I would boogie with you until the break of dawn every night and then narrate your life every day, if I had any say in it! I hope you had an excellent time, it was so much fun and I hope I'm lucky enough to get to do it again someday. I've been trying not to work so hard - believe me, there are bones of my own that are getting a little achey! - so I've been performing with some symphonies, doing some album promo, doing a little secret shopping for something that's (according to the internet) supposed to be three months' my salary? Do I even have a salary? Who knows, I certainly don't. But hey, maybe if we're in the same city, I could really use your help and advice on it. Tell me, though, how are you? How's Jess?

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 Sarah Paulson and Pedro Pascal attend the press night performance of "Evita" at the London Palladium on July 1, 2025 @pedroxofame