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Xie Lian: So, what was your childhood like?
Hua Cheng: Oh, you mean my tragic backstory that you must be at least level 3 friendship to unlock?
Xie Lian:…well, what level am I at?
Hua Cheng: 10. So it all started-
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Aand this comic is finally complete! Thank you all who read this and left feedback. Wish I could answer you all but I'm too mentally drained for this, still I appreciate every single comment I receive :> Title: "The Ghost King isn't dressed" Based on the extra of the same name. Contains potential spoilers for the book. Please don't reupload it anywhere.
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Moc "I killed a man with my own blood but I've never heard of brunch" Weepe is the hero we deserve and you should all be listening to the podcast Midst.
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when you are walking your dogs but you’re also a pillar of the community <3
i’ve been dealing with some pretty gnarly art block lately (possibly burnout?) but i have finally drawn saskia with her puppies. they’re good dogs :)
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Midst:
”Listening to this it may not sound particularly terrifying, but with the power of your imagination, you, too, can become very upset.”

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there is a spectrum specifically for actors that used to be wrestlers and one end of the spectrum is dwayne johnson who’s like, a pretty competent actor, but like he really only has the one performance he can do and that performance is just The Rock. but that’s okay because you don’t hire the rock to Not have him just be the rock in your movie. the other end of the spectrum is bautista, who is like actually shockingly good as an actor and seemingly has a genuine love and interest in the craft and is actively working to expand his range and see what he can do. somewhere in the spectrum in some unidentified quadrant is vin diesel who has never been a wrestler but just seems so much like a guy who would be a washed up meathead wrestler turned washed up meathead actor that it’s impossible to shake but also impossible to pin down. an enigma
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an 18-wheeler died on the side of the highway the other day. a pack of scavenging motorcycles was eating its carcass. one of them growled at me
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WAIT FUCK SHIT IT'S 1 O'COCK I GOTTA GO TO BED BRB GOODNIGHT
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It’s cleaning time again only instead of using just the faucet I decided to try the shower head instead. I left him like this for 20 mins while I cleaned out and scrubbed his cage.
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Saying this in the most sfw fluffy way possible but I think it would be cute if zzl had little egg babies and let sqq babysit them and make notes on their development and nickname them after jelly brands : )
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Just realized my married friends can never commit the sin of premarital sex again how fucked up is that
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